Minefieldians, lend me your EARS

[Tyrant]

Badmovies.org

A site I've been visiting for a few months.

The reviewer/webmaster has some very amusing reviews.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/

The Devil's Rain -

William Shatner and Tom Skerritt must stop a satanic cult led by Ernest Borgnine and John Travolta (no, I'm not joking).

The reviews have photos, lessons learned from the films (like: Tarot cards are extremely accurate, New Zealand women are really aggressive, if mom's face is peeling off, use rubber cement,) and clips deemed memorable by the reviewer.

Here's a clip from a b-movie which earned the highest rating:

http://www.badmovies.org/multimedia/movies6/deadalive1.mpg

"AWESOME! Kung Fu Catholic priest and lawnmower wielding lad battle zombies!"

Enjoy or ignore.

 

[Cassie]

That is a cool site.

 

[Cassie]

They should not have poked the Ymir.

I just might read every review on that site!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll visit it tomorrow whem I'm in less of a MANIC EAR-BITING MOOD.

 

[Mentalist]

That clip is fucking quality!


Bookmarked the site.

 

[Sarek]

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[headvoid]

Class site, very funny - bookmarked.

"I kick ass for the Lord" could be a meme - it's that good

 

[curiousa2z]

first I got a quick visual (I think of a smiling parson) then the image went black & there was nothing but sound.

 

[Cassie]

I can't watch the clips unless I want to spend a year waiting for downloads, but I love the reviews and the lessons learned section. The reviews are so funny I almost want to watch the movies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUMP

 

[Gagh]

I've been regularly visiting badmovies.com for over 5 years now. There's some quality stuff on there, and it has grown considerably since the early days.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUMP

 

[Tyrant]

Does Wacky kick ass for the LORD?

 

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[Cassie]

CALL THE FBI?

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Lord of the dance, said he.

 

[Tyrant]

That clip is fucking quality!

This just in: Peter Jackson directed that film.

Seriously.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Heh. Dead Alive is great.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH NO KITTEN'S GOING TO BUY SOME PINK FLUFFY GUNS WITH HER BOYFRIEND'S CREDIT CARD