Mirah is a whore

Conchaga

Let's fuck some shit up
No, she's a slut.

A slut will sleep with anyone.
A whore will sleep with anyone for money.
and a bitch will sleep with everyone but you.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What's interesting Impy, is we've all really had her IRL, and you're starting threads begging her for scraps.

LOL
 
What's interesting Impy, is we've all really had her IRL, and you're starting threads begging her for scraps.

LOL

So fill me in.

If Conchaga went first, did you follow with eating her out? Did you gargle Con's sticky cum?
And then eagerly participated in a snowball with Henoch?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!
 

The Question

Eternal
I gave her some good savory tongue in the back passage. Then Stephen Fry screamed at me for stealin' his joke.
 

SuN

.:~**~.~**~.~**~:.
Impi is a Zulu word for armed men, warriors.
Its beginnings lie far back in historic tribal warfare customs, where groups of armed men called impis battled
 

The Question

Eternal
Were they short with orange skin and green hair?
 

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
No, she's a slut.

A slut will sleep with anyone.
A whore will sleep with anyone for money.
and a bitch will sleep with everyone but you.

What do you call a person that fits ALL THREE these catagories? :eek:
(and don't you dare say my mom)
 

The Question

Eternal
Your female parental unit.
 

Seph

Retired Account
bi polar women can accomplish all the above, trust me...
 

The Question

Eternal
Mirah is the Virgin Whore.
 

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
I'll bet Mirah has a really hot body! :eek:

I can see her as being a True Sleeper. For those that are not familiar with this term, I will define it for you!

Sleeper: An extremely hot bodied woman that hides her asset. Usually a woman the never wears make-up, jewelry or heels, and never does anything to make herself stand out. She often wears "restrictor bra's" to conceal her bust size, while at the same time wears extremely baggy, loose fitting clothes to hide her true dimensions. She very rarely has intercourse, but when she does, she often shocks her counterpart by turning from "plain jane" to "wonderwoman" the moment she reveals her hidden assets. From here she demonstrates the ability to perform in such a way that would give even a seasoned Porn star a heart attack! Few can match her, many will envy her, and ALL will remember her! She is truly one of a kind!
 

The Question

Eternal
Or maybe she's just your average broad. Which is just as good.
 

eloisel

Forever Empress E
I gave her some good savory tongue in the back passage. Then Stephen Fry screamed at me for stealin' his joke.

And you were just posting about being on pain killers and anti-biotics and having bloody snot from abcesses.
 
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