Mirah Mirah!

[I Love Cunt]

If it weren't for her flooding of the badlands, and Aque following her, none of this recent drama would have happened.
NAP would probably still be stuck in daycare and Aque would be making his stupid threads. Ily wouldn't have made an awesome thread and everything would still be the same.

Yes I'm totally tooting my own horn here. (Insert jack comment) You have to admit-totally funny tho.

 

[jack]

I'd love to toot your horn (obligatory jack innuendo). Squeezing the bulb gently until the air is forced out in soft gaspy "whooshes".

 

[jack]

I'm glad NAPS out of daycare. I love to play with my food before eating it.

 

[Ilyanna]

I always knew Mirah's the dark force behind the TK throne! Damn troll, you.

 

[Love Child]

That damn Mirah taking all the credit.

 

[Love Child]

Ilyanna is my hero, but I'd never admit that outloud.

 

[Love Child]

I love you Ily.

 

[Love Child]

You know what? I love me too. Yeah, I'm an ok kind of person.

 

[Loktar]

I love you and Ily too.

 

[Sierra]

Ily, you have quite the fan club, darling.

You should start charging monthly membership dues.

(And then pay me 10% as your manager/publicist, naturally.)

 

[Loktar]

Ily, you have quite the fan club, darling.

You should start charging monthly membership dues.

(And then pay me 10% as your manager/publicist, naturally.)

I'll pay anything. Just take it from my bank account: #123456789 PIN: LUVILY

 

[Sierra]

I'll pay anything.

Anything, hm?

I also consider blood and tears an adequate form of payment.

 

[Loktar]

Anything, hm?

I also consider blood and tears an adequate form of payment.

I'll fetch the razor and the onions.

 

[Sierra]

I'll fetch the razor and the onions.

Well, damn! Someone has you very well trained. I didn't even have to ask.

 

[jack]

He shaves his legs before he puts on his thigh-hi's dontcha know?

 

[Loktar]

He shaves his legs before he puts on his thigh-hi's dontcha know?

I don't wear thigh-hi's I wear control top.

 

[Sierra]

Better for tucking, I assume?

 

[jack]

yeah that bump is a bitch under those flippy skirts, I bet

 

[Loktar]

Better for tucking, I assume?

I don't tuck.:madgrin:

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

He doesn't need to tuck. Even when it's hard, you can't tell there is anything there.