Mirah

[Loktar]

A WIZARD'S STAFF HAS A KNOB ON THE END!

I'LL KNOB YOU!

 

[Dark Pickle]

But Fuck or
Butt Fuck?

Eithor/or.

 

[Yub]

Loktar, you heathen! Have you never read a Discworld book?

 

[Dark Pickle]

I haven't.

There's a LOT of books out there.

Am I also a heathen?

 

[Loktar]

Loktar, you heathen! Have you never read a Discworld book?

No I haven't. Thats the one where the world is on the back of a giant turtle, right?

I saw them make an awesome Discworld cake on Ace of Cakes though.

 

[Yub]

READ A DISCWORLD BOOK YOU SCUM! READ IT NOW! READ THEM ALL! DO IT!

 

[Loktar]

READ A DISCWORLD BOOK YOU SCUM! READ IT NOW! READ THEM ALL! DO IT!

Can't.

To do that I'd need a better paying job. And to do that I'd probably have to leave the messageboards alone and spend most of my free time job searching. And judging what happened when I left only one messageboard for a few days I can't do that either. I am forever entangled in the interwebs.

 

[Yub]

It's called a library, you sloppy waste.

 

[Loktar]

It's called a library, you sloppy waste.

Who has time to there. Work, spam, work, spam, TV, spam, work, sleep, eat, breath....

 

[Love Child]

I'm going to go masterbate now. Didnt know where else to put that. I'll be thinking about a couple of things-one is the dream I had last night about an ex co worker of mine and his girlfriend, we were all on the couch watching a movie or something on a lazy sunday afternoon.

 

[Love Child]

I'm back.

 

[Dark Pickle]

IT TOOK 24 MINUTES? THAT'S 22 MINUTES TOO LONG!

GONAD'S ROBOT PUSSY IS NOT PLEASED!

 

[Love Child]

It was such a pleasurable time. I remember it well. Not really, but w/e. Actually I pleasured myself 3 times this weekend. Maybe 4. One time I tied myself up. I almost bought nipple clamps-real ones at the sex shop the other night, but why pay $29 for something that I can create myself? LOL. I might still go back anyway. I saw some corrsets I liked, but having never owned one I wouldn't know where to start-or really I would have no where to wear it anyway (yet)

 

[Love Child]

My biblical past is trying to catch up with my erotic future and I am not liking the outlook.

 

[Gonad]

It was such a pleasurable time. I remember it well. Not really, but w/e. Actually I pleasured myself 3 times this weekend. Maybe 4. One time I tied myself up. I almost bought nipple clamps-real ones at the sex shop the other night, but why pay $29 for something that I can create myself? LOL. I might still go back anyway. I saw some corrsets I liked, but having never owned one I wouldn't know where to start-or really I would have no where to wear it anyway (yet)

Use binder clips.

 

[Love Child]

Those would be extremely tight, I think I have used something like that in the past. For now its hair clips, they are long and pinched at dif locations provide dif tensions.

 

[Dark Pickle]

My biblical past is trying to catch up with my erotic future and I am not liking the outlook.

^QOTW!

 

[Loktar]

Those would be extremely tight, I think I have used something like that in the past. For now its hair clips, they are long and pinched at dif locations provide dif tensions.

I use clothespins.

 

[Love Child]

I wanted to pleasure myself today, but not enough privacy. Now I will have a week to myself and I think I'll do what I do best except I'm not feeling the best and the snow is taking alot of my energy.

 

[Dark Pickle]

A pity.