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MISS TANNER?

Lord Raffles

Lord Raffles

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I haven’t seen that pseudo female (though badly portrayed, my Jessica is better) for a while...

I must press upon Cranky Bastard and the reject TV fucktards alike before they denounce me collectively for giving them attention, take heed of this; you exist now in my recognised section of cyberspace, and as a result are entitled to your place in this wondrous adventure that I now weave... do not confuse yourself with relative autistic interpretations on the meaning of pwnage, for there is only ONE truth... embrace the new ideal... together we shall wash away the veneer of Troll Valhalla and build a new religion that is alien to our species.

(This new religion, I trust, will pave the way to the misery of thousands...)
 
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Lord Raffles said:
I haven’t seen that pseudo female (though badly portrayed, my Jessica is better) for a while...
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Sad that you find your imitation of a female more compelling to you than a real one.

My my my, Raffles, how endearingly pathetic. I'll try not to giggle.

Miss Tanner/The Harlot is taking one of her customary few-days breaks that she was known to take even at TV.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Sad that you find your imitation of a female more compelling to you than a real one.

My my my, Raffles, how endearingly pathetic. I'll try not to giggle.

Miss Tanner/The Harlot is taking one of her customary few-days breaks that she was known to take even at TV.
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You don't read much, do you? You didn't even know who Kewshaw was...
 
Do you think I diddled myself to come up with the child obviously on my lap in the extreme left of the pic?

Offspring of Cranky and The Harlot.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Do you think I diddled myself to come up with the child obviously on my lap in the extreme left of the pic?

Offspring of Cranky and The Harlot.
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Is that a confession, Cranky Bastard?
 
Cranky Bastard said:
It was never more boldly declared...
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So you can't spend $500 on a Wii (though it doesn't cost that much), but you can spend that much on a rubbish replica Nazi uniform that doesn't even fit you (nor suit you?).

Again, your wife must be a very tolerant woman... has she had 12 children? Did you personally award her the German Mother's Cross in some sordid bedroom scene? HA HA HA HA HA...
 
Lord Raffles said:
So you can't spend $500 on a Wii (though it doesn't cost that much), but you can spend that much on a rubbish replica Nazi uniform that doesn't even fit you (nor suit you?).
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Pfff. I wouldn't waste my money on a wii and if I wanted to buy it right now, that's what they cost.

Instead, I bought the new 8800 nVidia with a comp power supply. The power supply worked but I thought I was working on PCI-ex, and I was not.
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So, Now I need to shelve the new card for a few months until I decide on an upgrade package and throw it in SLI. The new power supply is a breeze, though.

Again, your wife must be a very tolerant woman... has she had 12 children? Did you personally award her the German Mother's Cross in some sordid bedroom scene? HA HA HA HA HA...
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All our bedroom sex is sordid. The jealousy coming off you is quaint.

Tell me, Raffles, you got an erection getting that 40+ man to send you pics of his ass? Did you cry after you masturbated?
 
Lord Raffles said:
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By all means, Raffles, whack yourself silly. In fact, put it in your sig.

That's why I posted the pic in the first place. Do you have any photo-chop skills? Amuse me.
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Cranky Bastard said:
By all means, Raffles, whack yourself silly. In fact, put it in your sig.

That's why I posted the pic in the first place. Do you have any photo-chop skills? Amuse me.
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In no way would I modify this image... it's perfect...​
 
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