Menu
What's new
Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

MISS TANNER?


The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread
Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery
Oh, can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer?

chop2mp4.jpg


I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed
And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread
My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go
And all I know, is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer...
​
 
Insignificant? That's what all PWNED cock-chuggers would say when they're having theyre ass handed to them on a plate like Raffle sis doing to you Cracky.
 
Elrod Jericoho 1 said:
Insignificant? That's what all PWNED cock-chuggers would say when they're having theyre ass handed to them on a plate like Raffle sis doing to you Cracky.
Click to expand...

YOU responded. You're pwned.
 

I must admit, Your parlor tricks are amusing..

chop2mp4.jpg

...I bet you've got a bunny Under your hat!

Now here's your chance
To get the best of me,
Hope your hand is hot!
C'mon, clown,
Let's see what you've got!

Cranky B astard said:
That Raffles has snatched onto it like it was a teenager's panties has provided nothing but laughs for me. He bit a hook; the harder he chews, the more I laugh. Is he here for my amusement?
Click to expand...

You try to slam me
With your hardest stuff
But your double whammy
Isn't up to snuff
I'll set the record straight
You're simply out of date
You're only second rate!

Cranky Bastard said:
I'm losing nothing. This is a Raffles thread dedicated to trolling my pic. So far, he has scored one good joke in 4 threads and countless attempts.

I mean, we're talking RAFFLES, here. He is the self-proclaimed troll-GOD and recognized by all as the supreme troll on the internet. I want to give him every chance of really really trolling me without letting this get derailed.

I will answer Raffles, only. We're expecting melt-down here and I don't want you in the way.

Here, Raffy:

chop2mp4.jpg


Push me over the edge. You're holding back.
Click to expand...

Men cower at the power
In my pinky...

Black Hat said:
Raffles, you need to find help, fast. You think you are god, but you are not.

You are a bastard, and nothing will change that. You are an emo lying in his bed hoping to be good at something. Well, Raffles, the only way you will ever be considered human is if you stop acting like a baby and admit that you messed up charas and left history there that will never be forgotten. These pests here can all go to hell. We know what you plan to do and we have several plans to stop it. What's the matter, Raffles, not strong enough to take down Charas yourself, so you get these guys to do it for you? Stop cutting yourself and find something to do other than sit on the computer destroying a forum that took 4 years to establish. I hope you burn in hell and your children eaten by wolves. Try and get yourself a life. Your "holy-ness" is a shadow you use to make us look bad when we are the victims. You joined charas and filled it with Nazi shit and started a tarot card fad. You just completely ignored those. If these Trolls are really "benefiting" the internet, they will see through your ruse and instead ban you. You are a cowardly loser cloaking your shame with your lies. It's all over your avatar too! Your "Phantom of the Opera" avatar just screams "I'm a shamefull man trying to hide my pain."

Die a horrible, painful death, Raffles.
Click to expand...

...My thumb is number one
On every list
But if you're not convinced
That I'm invincible,
Put me to the test!
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!
Go ahead and zap me
With the big surprise
Snap me in a trap,
Cut me down to size
I'll make a big escape
It's just a piece of cake
You're only second rate!
You know, your hocus-pocus
Isn't tough enough
And your mumbo-jumbo
Doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate
Upon your sorry state
You're only second rate!

chop2mp4.jpg


So spare me your tremendous scare!
You look horrendous in your underwear!
And I can hardly wait
To discombobulate
I'll send ya back and packing
In a shipping crate
You'll make a better living
With a spinning plate
You're only second rate!
​
 

Well, well, well, what have we here?
Cranky Bastard, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared!
So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha

chop2mp4.jpg


You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes!
You're jokin' me, you gotta be!
This can't be the right guy
He's ancient, he's ugly
I don't know which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first!

Cranky Bastard said:
Raffles believes he's doing battle with me. He thinks I'm really fighting with my "hardest stuff."

I'm too busy laughing at him.
Click to expand...

Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie
And you ain't going nowhere!

​
 
Grammour Boy said:
Exchange MSN handles.
Click to expand...

That's exactly what he asked for. I told him no and he's pissed, as you can see.

Raffles is supposed to be "the best troll" in the world... Looks to me like he's trolling himself.
 
Grammour Boy said:
There have been so many recent instances of bullying, it's laughable. It's like a sport or something. Right now, I am the object of the bullying because I dare think differently. I dare to speak against necro'ed bump-fests which are against the rules and punsihable by a stint in daycare. As a result of speaking out I have a reputation for being a "deviant". Even though necro'ed bump-fest are against the few rules of the board. Apparently, following the rules is considered deviancy.
Click to expand...

bully.jpg
 
Cranky Bastard said:
That's exactly what he asked for. I told him no and he's pissed, as you can see.

Raffles is supposed to be "the best troll" in the world... Looks to me like he's trolling himself.
Click to expand...
You hurt his feelings by rejecting his MSN advances. :laugh:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top