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"Mister Worf what the HELL are you doing here?"

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"I was..."

What? I NEED TO KNOW.
 
zOMG TOUGH LITTLE SHIP.

LITTLE?!£"!
 
"Tight little ass!"
 
Dont touch me there Riker!
 
Riker? OR RIKARD?
 
I am here for coW'PaT Captain....
 
Basically Doctor Bashir had told Worf he had Klingon chlamydia (kl'MED'ygh) and so he was there telling Troi that she might need to go get tested.
 
It turned out Troi had GKoH'nOr'E'a instead.
 
It was something to do with BRAGA'S EGO.
 
IT IS NOT SOMETHING HE DISCUSSES WITH OUTSIDERS OR PRUNES.
 
It is not the way of things.
 
How many sexual positions in the Klingon Kama Sutra?
 
"Targ style" is the most popular.
 
K'PLAH!
 
Today is a good day to Roger!
 
FYI: "vole felching" is technically a fetish and should not be included.
 
Roger from American Dad is gay. I just got that.
 
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