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Moe is the best Simpsons character, by far

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
No contest!
 
I'm more of a Dr Nick guy myself.
 
Otto...
Snake...
Ralphie...
Nelson...

It's hard for me to pick a favorite :(
 
Proffesor Frink

GLAVEN!
 
Moe makes my tits perky and smell of stale beer.
 
"Hello, Town Jubilation Committee? I got something to make you a lot less jubilant!"
 
Gil sucks
 
"Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything."
 
Gil was there.. Gil was.. Gil was in the zone!!
 
OK WAIT, I DECIDED!

The crazy cat lady :bigass:
 
they say nothign sucks like an electrolux, but you just proved them wrong
 
Gil sucks. The episode where he moved in with them was the worst one ever (apart from all the other worst ones ever.)

Moe has PATHOS.
 
His (mostly) unrequited love for Marge gives him more depth than, say, Apu's sixth child whathisname.
 
I like Apu.
 
I didn't like it when Apu cheated on his wife. Seemed out of character.
 
I forgot about that.. I think I just like the way he talks.

lol the Simpsons are on right now in the other room. Homer and Bart just sang twinkle twinkle little star.
 
I guess I havnt seen the cheating Apu one.

But how many times have we seen Moe become a better man with a deeper freindship with one of the simpsons, only to have that reset by the next episode?
 
Four.
 
I like Moe, but Apu's wife is pretty hot.
 
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