Mommy Bridgette: Satan walks among us!

[Dual]

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/member.php?u=2167

Love Child's post count is 6666. This is a clear sign that Satan lives within her!

What should we do to get rid of the demon?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I like her like that...all evil and HAWT!

:devil:

 

[Mirah]

I think you should hold a prayer vigil for her. A revival! Hand out pamphlets!

 

[Dual]

I like her like that...all evil and HAWT!

:devil:

The taint of evil is obviously upon you. I only hope that one day the light will touch your soul.

I'll be praying for that. To burn for all eternity is not a fate I would wish upon anyone, even you.

 

[The Dork Lord]

SHE'S OURS AND YOUR MOTHER SEWS SOCKS IN HELL!

 

[Dual]

I think you should hold a prayer vigil for her. A revival! Hand out pamphlets!

God bless you, Mirah. It's good to see that at least one resident of this decadent kingdom feels the touch of the holy spirit.

 

[Mirah]

We will pray for both Dork Lord and Love child.

 

[Dual]

We will pray for both Dork Lord and Love child.

And for all the wretched sinners of this place.

 

[The Dork Lord]

LAY YOUR HANDS UPON ME AND CAST MY DEMONS OUT!

*kisses in tongues*

 

[Dual]

I want to touch them and lay my hands on them.

Laying the hands of God on those fallen from His grace is a most holy endeavor. Be sure that they not taint you with their base evil! Touch them as you might touch your babies.

 

[The Dork Lord]

BUT NOT LIKE HOW MOMMY BRIDGETTE TOUCHES BABIES I HOPE! :shock:

 

[Mirah]

BUT NOT LIKE HOW MOMMY BRIDGETTE TOUCHES BABIES I HOPE! :shock:

I don't know how she touches babies. But I will lay my hand upon Dork Lord and Love child and touch them with the pure goodness that is inside my heart.

 

[Dual]

BUT NOT LIKE HOW MOMMY BRIDGETTE TOUCHES BABIES I HOPE! :shock:

Sister Bridgette touches her babies with the purest of God's love. We can only hope that Mirah will do the same for you and the rest of your fallen, sinning brethren. The touch of God will set you free from Satan!

 

[The Dork Lord]

BUT...BUT...SATAN HAS CANDY!!!!!!!!!1

 

[I Love Cunt]

LOL! I want to get on my knees and repent!

 

[Dual]

LOL! I want to get on my knees and repent!

I can see that the Holy Spirit has taken residence within you, and more importantly, so can Our Father, God. Let Him take you unto Him...

 

[The Dork Lord]

LOL! I want to get on my knees and repent!

That just might save me

 

[Mommy Bridgette]

Well, we need to be compassionate to these wretches. It is unfortunate that the sinners love their wickedness so much, that they choose to roast in the flames of Hell rathern then confess their worthlessness to the Lord and entreat Him for mercy.
However, in the future, we may be able to "convince" the sinners with the rack and the stake again. Sinners usually find the love of Jesus in their hearts, when they are tied to a stake with faggots set ablaze around them. I guess the realistic representation of Hellfire makes the evil doers want to confess their pathetic, sinful lives to Jesus. I dunno why.

 

[The Amazing Messenger]

Zzzzzzz!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Well, we need to be compassionate to these wretches. It is unfortunate that the sinners love their wickedness so much, that they choose to roast in the flames of Hell rathern then confess their worthlessness to the Lord and entreat Him for mercy.
However, in the future, we may be able to "convince" the sinners with the rack and the stake again. Sinners usually find the love of Jesus in their hearts, when they are tied to a stake with faggots set ablaze around them. I guess the realistic representation of Hellfire makes the evil doers want to confess their pathetic, sinful lives to Jesus. I dunno why.

Shit like this does nothing to dispel the reputaion monotheists have earned as bloodthisrtsy hypocrites.

I can only hope that one day, Pagans will stop being so peacful and give you bastards a taste of your own medicine