Monday Big Brother: CH rankings

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
1) Emilia - Sweet, funny, talented, always active, sexy as fuck.

2) Jeremy - I like the way he never panders to the others by pretending he wants to play all their stupid games, never sucks up to the hijackers (unlike SAY John and Natah), his laid back style and dry sense of humour, and, MOST OF ALL, I admire that he can get Emilia to cook for him.

3) Amy - Clearly the most intelligent one in there. But is she, in fact, EVIL!? Who knows. Good character.

4) Victor - He's a total prick, yeah, but at least he does stuff.

5) Liam - Creppy little shit, but funny viewing.

6) Jay - Slightly less creepy little shit, slightly less funny viewing.

7) Calista - She's quite good looking.

8) Anthony - Decent guy, bores me to tears (the same tears he cried in the SAS task!)

9) John - Bored now. Has turned into BB8's Laura, lazing about in his dressing gown all day, never washing, never contributing. Still seems to be the producers' favourite too!

10) Nathan - BLOOD, BLOOD, BRRRRRUP, BREDWIN! Has revealed that his gameplan is to lie in bed all day never rocking the boat, to gain "exposure". Pointless, although apparently he revealed he fancies Amy(!?) yesterday and that caused a bit of a fuss.

11) Latoya - Does she ever exist?
 
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