Monica Gella-Byng-Cox-Arquette Stole my Raleigh Striker!

[Gagh]

That proto-skeletal bitch snipped the chain as I was eating my McFuckoff Burger.

It was my Chrimble present from Rolf Harris and it was yellow with blue writing and blue handlebar grips and blue breakcables and it had spoke-dokes of all different colours that made noises when I jumped on ramps and stuff and I had a seat with a flame effect on it and stuff and that bitch stole it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd sous the bitch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She got curvier in the last season.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Chandler's love handles were rubbing off on her.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That and Ross's Monkey lol remember that?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL yeah the monkey was responsible for Rachel's famous hairdo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

To draw attention away from the monkey?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He coifed himself right out of a job. Then he flung poo in Joey's open mouth.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Adam Hart-Davies is on the case!

 

[whisky]

Thanks to IMdb I know Gunther only got his speaking role because he was the only extra could work the expresso machine.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like the angry icon next to this thread, makes me want to read it more.