CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The boy was sitting in his bedroom wondering why Spock never took the Kobayashi Moru test when he heard a noise outside. It was the nasty man next door shouting at his wife again.
The boy wished he could do something to help her, as he found her rather attractive. "Hmm," he thought. "If only I was a super hero like Batman...I'd need a disguise...hmm..."
He saw some card and suddenly the idea came to him. He quickly drew a crude monkey face on the card then strapped it to his own face. He rushed outside.
"Never fear, monkey face is here! Stop shouting at your wife your BRUTE!"
The man stared at Monkey Face in shock for five seconds. Then punched him.
Monkey Face woke to find he had been sectioned under the mental health act.
The boy wished he could do something to help her, as he found her rather attractive. "Hmm," he thought. "If only I was a super hero like Batman...I'd need a disguise...hmm..."
He saw some card and suddenly the idea came to him. He quickly drew a crude monkey face on the card then strapped it to his own face. He rushed outside.
"Never fear, monkey face is here! Stop shouting at your wife your BRUTE!"
The man stared at Monkey Face in shock for five seconds. Then punched him.
Monkey Face woke to find he had been sectioned under the mental health act.
