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MOOGOO!!!!!!

Y'all should have seen the spectacular HO fight at the drive-in theater last night. It was fucking epic!!!! :)
 
Never been to a drive in. I feel like I'm missing an important part of Americana.
 
Come and visit me and we can have sex at the drive-in.
 
Y'all should have seen the spectacular HO fight at the drive-in theater last night. It was fucking epic!!!! :)

Describe said Ho fight.
 
Well, apparently some girl was hitting on her friend's boyfriend. She started screaming and crying, and then the BF got out of another truck, started banging on the windows of where said HIV Ho was in, then pulled her out of the car. She started hitting him, then the girlfriend came over and bodyslammed the HIV Ho.

Then, those two were seperated, but the HIV Ho started shoving on the guy, he pushed her on the ground, the GF came running over, he chokeslammed her. Then that's when some of the on-lookers got involved.
 
Should I ask where Susie's fucked off to now?
 
MOOGOO WHERE ARE YOU?
 
Having sex with Susie?
 
He better use protection.
 
Firewall.
 
double up!

double down!
 
MOOGOO FIX THAT SHIT
 
Susie's steel-plated hoo-hah is interrupting his wireless.
 
HIS WIRELESS COCK?
 
She turned him down...

aww...
 
Daily "fix Susie you cunt" bump.
 
!insultadd GooMoo doesn't love us anymore so much that he would give us his only daughter Susie for our sins

!insultadd GooMoo killed Susie and is eating the evidence

!insultadd GooMoo would rather listen to Corin talk about cheese than fix Susie
 
WHERE IS THAT GIRL SUSIE
 
FURTHERmore, where is MooGoo?
 
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