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Mooninite Terrorists

I think it apropos here to quote the ancient Greek philosopher Testicles, who famously said:

"UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... bitch! Kicked me right in the faces... oooaaaaaaaaauuuwwwwwghhhhhuhuhuhugghhhhhhh..."
 
I love the blustering Boston pols who claim they're going to prosecute and/or get compensation from the parties involved. It's not their fault you're a bunch of drooling nincompoops.
 
Wisdom said:
Boston sucks forever and ever amen.
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They've been a tad sensitive about homeland security ever since the WTC terrorists boarded at Logan on 9/11 (like they couldn't have gotten those boxcutters aboard at any other airport in America). They're twitchier about it than they are about the Red Sox --well, at least since 2004.

Not many Adult Swim watchers in the Boston law-enforcement ranks, it seems.
 
"It's clear the intent was to get attention by causing fear and unrest that there was a bomb in that location," Assistant Attorney General John Grossman said at their arraignment.
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Give me a small fucking break.

The 1-foot tall signs, which were lit up at night, resembled a circuit board, with protruding wires and batteries. Most depicted a boxy, cartoon character giving passersby the finger - a more obvious sight when darkness fell.
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Well, okay: I would've done something about the protruding wires & batteries. That's just lazy workmanship.

The men did not speak or enter their own pleas, but they appeared amused and smiled as the prosecutor talked about the device found at Sullivan Station underneath Interstate 93, looking like it had C-4 explosive.

"The appearance of this device and its location are crucial," Grossman said. "This device looks like a bomb."

Some in the gallery snickered.
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I find this extremely difficult to believe that they would make it look like a bomb, but dumber publicity stunts have been pulled before. I'd have to actually see it.

Outside the courthouse, Michael Rich, a lawyer for both of the men, said the description of a bomb-like device could be used for any electronic device.

"If somebody had left a VCR on the ground it would have been a device with wires, electronic components and a power source," he said.
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Good point.

Boston officials were livid when the devices were discovered.

"It is outrageous, in a post 9/11 world, that a company would use this type of marketing scheme," Mayor Thomas Menino said Wednesday. "I am prepared to take any and all legal action against Turner Broadcasting and its affiliates for any and all expenses incurred during the response to today's incidents."
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Which Turner will no doubt make back tenfold in increased ticket sales for the ATHF movie due to all the (no such thing as bad) publicity, courtesy of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

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Boston has a long history of terrible governmental mistakes. This is the same city that commissioned an overhaul of its choked streets that finished decades late, billions of dollars over budget, and which collapsed on an unlucky driver months after it was "finished," all while doing almost nothing to alleviate the traffic stress.
 
ARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

CU, you mangy varmint!!!! :D dang thats addictive!

:D
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Aqua teen hunger force rocks! I like the Mooninite episodes, especially the one where they come down for a party, steal the food and beer and take off only to return and spray graffiti all over the kitchen cabinets and flips off the Fry guy before leaving. :)
 
FBI parte due said:
Boston has a long history of terrible governmental mistakes. This is the same city that commissioned an overhaul of its choked streets that finished decades late, billions of dollars over budget, and which collapsed on an unlucky driver months after it was "finished," all while doing almost nothing to alleviate the traffic stress.
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Actually it's a lot easier to get to the airport now, provided you aren't flattened by those 12-ton blocks of concrete falling from the tunnel ceiling along the way.

It's also more amusing, since they named the tunnel in question after a decapitated popsicle.
 
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