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MOSES LOL

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
okay
 
MOSES GUNN GOT CONFUSED WITH BROCK PETERS A LOT I BET.

OU GET MY GRANDSON HOME BEN! I'M FEELIN' RANDY!!! :shock:
 
GWNEYTH PALTOR
 
ADDING TO THE PLACENTA PILE?
 
SHE PUT HER BABY IN A BASKET AND FEED IT TO A BASKET MONSTER
 
Remember that time when Moses went to pharoah and he was all, let my people go and the pharoah was all, no way dude and moses was like, way and then moses showed his staff to pharoah and pharoah was impressed as shit but then moses cut his staff off his body and threw it to the ground where it became a living snake and fucked a donkey and when the baby died on the cross when punctilious pilot killed im and then mummified im the baby became the king of zombies: a man-snake-donkey zombie king. in other words, jesus.

this is my easter story, pass it on.
 
DID MOSES BUILD THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING?
 
YEAH MOSES BUILT THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING BUT HE DID IT WITH JESUS AND A WHOLE SHIT-TON OF FORCED MEXICAN LABOR ONLY THEY GAVE THEM BURRITOS AND SHIT SO IT WAS OK BY ALLAH WHO TOLD THEM TO DO IT AS A MONUMENT TO ALL THOSE EMPIRES THAT HAVE GONE AWAY INTO THE RIPPLING SANDS OF TIME IN THE DESERT, I DREAM OF RAIN OH-WAY-OH-WAY, I DREAM OF FLOWERS IN THE DESERT SAND, SOMETHING SOMETHING STING AND A SHORT ARAB GUY, AND THEN MOSES WAS ALL LET'S DO THIS, LEEEROOOOY JENNNKINNNS AND THEN THEY BUILT IT AND ALL THE MEXICANS SAW JESUS AND BECAME MORONS OR WHATEVE RTHOSE PEOPLE IN SALT LAKE CITY ARE CALLED.
 
What's taht got to do with Laker Girl?
 
OMG ONE YEAR EASTER BUMP
 
It's funny how at the time I posted this I was probably thinking "HA, THIS'LL SHOW THE MOSES-FANS!"
 
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