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MOST HATED MOVIE EVER

Others: The Hunt for Red October. Totaly overrated, totally generic, dull plot & hammy acting throughout. Hate it.

Mouse Hunt - this one has suffered from numerous repeats on BBC. Mildy (at best) amusing the first time, it now makes me want to stove my TV in.

Some other really fucking awful trash:

- Dirty Love
- Sex Lives of the Potato Men
- Lawnmower Man 2
 
I've seen so many terrible movies it's hard to pick, but the one that really stands out is Tank Girl. Horrible...horrible horrible horrible & at least nine levels of suck, all of which I can describe.
 
Especially when the Graphic Novels are more than half decent.
 
X-Men 3 as well.
 
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- Dirty Love

Is that the one with Michael Sheen where he has OCD and schizophrenia? If so, weird ass movie.

Rat Race, Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag.
 
Warriors of Virtue
 
Starship Troopers 2
 
Spiderman 3
 
Spider-Man 3 had so bad it's good appeal, when he was doing the emo dance down the street.
 
Blade 2. Pile of steaming shit.
 
If I have to pick one of the Blad movies, it's gotta be the third one. I thought I was watching an ad for Ipod rather than a movie.
 
X-Men 3

This is the movie where I learned that if you really didn't like the movie, you can ask for a refund, and get it! To this day, I have not funded that movie at all. I even seed this movie for piracy because I have the bandwidth.

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I hate one movie so much I am it's bitch and I take it's shit to the cleaners. And PAY for it.

That movie is 12 Monkeys. Terry Gilliam's Greek Tragedy. Fucking beautiful.

This movie is responsible for stealing several hours of my life. It pwns me heavily.
 
X-3 was only a bad dream.
X-3 was only a bad dream.
X-3 was only a bad dream.
X-3 was only a bad dream.

Not even the hotness of Aaron Stanford and Hugh Jackman and Eric Dane combined could make me sit through that shit ever again. I'm so happy I didn't pya mneyo to see that.
 
I saw it on a bit torrent, and still feel short changed.

That cost me electricity damn it!
 
Wasn't it Menty who made a thread about X-3 when it first came out and he had a pic of Magneto throwing a semi up with PWNED written across it? One of the funniest threads EVAH
 
That was messenger. He did a synopsis that was fucking hysterical. And the PWNED pic you're referring to was where magneto crushed a police car.
 
Thank you for the correction, Master. ;)
 
Is that the one with Michael Sheen where he has OCD and schizophrenia? If so, weird ass movie.

Rat Race, Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag.

No. Dirty Love is a fucking abortion of a movie with Denise Richards (who apparantly wrote some of it), Carmen Electra & Eddie Kaye Thomas.

Highlights include Richards running from a drug store in the middle of her period, with people slipping up on pools of blood in the store (Oh - hohoohohohohoh!), and rubbing her bare breasts about after some dude vomits on them (HILARITY).

It should be expunged entirely from celluloid history. If I could delete it from my mind, I would.
 
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