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Movie Adaptations We Need

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1. Lazy Town directed by Tim Burton (imagine how fucked up it will be)

2. Groo The Wanderer - like it could fare less well than the Conan remake, plus the comedy will be OMG PAUL RUDD ISN'T IN THIS MOVIE.

3. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. All the characters have probably hideously aged BUT I DON'T CARE, I'LL WATCH IT IF KEIKO IS TOSSED OUT OF AN AIRLOCK.
 
My Little Pony: The Movie. Directed by Michael Bay, the ponies will be so real the bronies will squeal!
 
Beethoven Begins directed by JJ Abrams
Our trusty St Bernard's Great Grandfather arrives in Los Angeles in 1906 and helps save the world from a Magma eating alien race. The entire film is set during the earthquake, making the camera shake FUCK LOADS YEH!
 
Baywatch the movie, since the whole thing is in slow motion you could have it all filmed in one day.
 
Burger King Guy vs. The McDonaldland Mafia. Eliminates the need for awkward product placement and shoehorned in commercials by making the movie itself one big commercial. Starring Zack Galafuckinconsonants as BK Guy and Johnny Depp as Ronald McDonald. Snookie as the Hamburglar.
 
KSR's Mars Trilogy - They planned a series but it never went anywhere.

The Secret World of Alex Mac - What's happened to her since 1998?!

A Biography of Carl Sagan - I'm not who would play him, but if it was the right actor it could be really good. He used to go on anti-Nuclear demos and stuff, so it wouldn't just be him sitting around thinking about stars.
 
Clarissa Explains it All - The Movie
Now 35 years old, and having slipped into a world of narcotics and swingers parties, a world-weary and promiscuous Clarissa is only too happy to let Sam clamber in through her open window - if you know what I mean.
 
You Can't Do That On Television: The Movie Where You Can Go Ahead And Do That!

It would mostly be Jackass style hijinx where the entire collected cast stand around and punt Alanis Morrissette and Vik Sahay in their genitals.
 
Double Dare: The Movie.

Boardgame movies are in right now, so why not make a game show movie?

Oh as long as they're raping my childhood of watching Nickelodeon why not Catdog and Angry Beavers movies too?
 
Gagh said:
I'll get us started

1. Lazy Town directed by Tim Burton (imagine how fucked up it will be)
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Johnny Depp to play the man with the pointy mustache and tight pants? The pink haired girl to play herself? The little puppets to be played by little puppets?
 
Raggy Dolls movie and they're all hideously deformed and want revenge in the world after watching their friend mangled in the Reject Bin and they kill children.
 
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