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Movie Adaptations We Need

I Can Haz Cheezburger-Sergeant Meowmers and the LOLCAT Squad must retrieve the nuclear powered CHEEZBURGER from the clutches of the evil MEME empire before they can use it to takeover the world.
 
"Gagh" said:
Jason Schwartzman?

Yeah, not a bad likeness (even wearing the right jacket in this) if he gained a little weight.

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Clarissa Explains it All - The Movie
Now 35 years old, and having slipped into a world of narcotics and swingers parties, a world-weary and promiscuous Clarissa is only too happy to let Sam clamber in through her open window - if you know what I mean.

Change the age to 33, and you've got your actress right here!!!
 
Real Life Barbie & Ken (With Skipper too!) played by the wax figures of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt from Madame Tussauds, with Nicole Kidman in the role of Skipper.
 
Airwolf with Hugh Grant, where he waffles embarrasingly on for five minutes before shooting down a plane.
 
Checkers. I mean, if Battleship can become a movie, why not a game about red and black circles moving across a checkered board?
 
Chutes and Ladders, a horror story about a burglar who comes in through an upstairs window and gives people surprise buttsecks.
 
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