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Mr Miyagi was a apple rapist.

Mentalist

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And he was the one that liberated Jerry Sienfeld's mother from that circus in Ramallah in exhange for some Granny Smiths and a signed picture of Grace Kelly.
 
CLIFF CLAVEN DELIVERED NORMS BABY THEN DETERMINED IT WAS UNDIGESTED SHORT RIBS AND PULLED ON HIS ARGYLES SINGING "WHAT A GOOD BOY_453 AM I"
 
I KNEW IT!
 
SING MISTER WORF, SING!
 
RAPE, MISTER WORF, RAPE!
 
If you were any other woman I'd RAPE you where you sit!
 
Troi: "The MaK'tahQ'?

Worf: "Yes. It is an ancient Klingon ritual where one must rappPRAPEPPRAPRPAPEPAPRPPAPEPRAPRPEPPRAPERAPERAPERAPE for Blood Wine"

Troi: "Oops! My tits fell out!"

Worf: "Qah'PlaH!"
 
Data: It's about time you stopped raping Troi!

Picard: HANG ON YOU ANDROID BASTARD, YOU JUST USED A CONTRACTIon.

LORE: SHIT 'VE BEEN SPRUNG!

(Lore EATS A CAT.)
 
Where do you put your penis?
 
In the EPS relay ?
 
;/o3rjpj230ir!
 
Data: What does it mean to be human, Captain?

Picard: Suck this, and you'll know everything you need to know.
 
Mr. Miyagi slapped his hands together, rubbed them for a second, baked an apple pie, then fuckked it.
 
Look at my shameful use of the r word. :(
 
YOU HAVE RAPED THE LANGUAGE LOL OMG IRONY
 
STOP IT
 
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