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After everyone added Lilith, and then got hosed, you'll forgive me if I don't want to join the bandwagon.

I'm sure you're a blast to talk to, but.......anyone ever find out who that was?
 
Bladev1 said:
that reminds me...my balls itch
oh yeah? well, missmanners once recommended the following technique to cure itchy-balls symdrome. give it a try, blade.

Burdizzo-1.jpg


"The Burdizzo is a castration device which employs a large clamp designed to break the blood vessels leading into the testicles. Once the blood supply to the testicles is lost, testicular necrosis occurs, and the testicles shrink, soften, and eventually deterioriate completely.

The burdizzo is used primarily on farm animals. For example, pampered cattle, used for Kobe beef, are often castrated by this method because of the reduced risk of bleeding and infection.

Burdizzos have also been used by some human males as a means of self-castration, often by those seeking a remedy for a high sex drive, or those who, for religious or personal reasons, seek to become eunuchs. The burdizzo has also been used by some transsexual women and other male-to-female transgender persons, as an alternative to the surgical procedure known as an orchidectomy. Because an incision is not required, castration by burdizzo is usually bloodless and, according to some research, has a lower risk of infection, compared with traditional methods. However, because the burdizzo was not originally designed for human use, and because fairly little research has been done on burdizzo castrations in humans, many physicians and others do not consider the burdizzo to be a safe castration method for humans."


"Another photo of the 9in Burdizzo in the closed position, notice that there are no gaps when in the closed position. This is what a working burdizzo should look like. If there are gaps present while the burdizzo is closed it will increase the chance that the castration will not be complete. The blood vessel will slip into the gap and will not be crushed. Thus the person or animal will not be castrated and will still be potent for breeding:"

Burdizo_9in_closed.jpg


References: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burdizzo
 
Grammour Boy said:
oh yeah? well, missmanners once recommended the following technique to cure itchy-balls symdrome. give it a try, blade.


So your going to take advice on testicle maintenance from someone who doesn't have testicles?

This is one of those things that you just know can not possibly have a good ending....
 
RommieSG said:
After everyone added Lilith, and then got hosed, you'll forgive me if I don't want to join the bandwagon.

I'm sure you're a blast to talk to, but.......anyone ever find out who that was?

Who? Me? Nah...I'm cool. I'll shoot you a PM (in a bit). :)
 
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