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Must eat food to survive.

Ishcabittle

Well-known member
Beans.

Tofu.

Lettuce.

Carrots.

Cocker-spaniels.

I love food.
 
Nutrition is overrated.
 
Now, showers... that's useful.
 
Conchaga said:
Now, showers... that's useful.

No their overrated. I only shower like every two days or so.
 
I'm hungry!
 
I like crisps and not much else.
 
Crisps... that a potato chip, yes? Or is it a cookie? I need my british isle translator widget, where did that go?
 
"potato chip" BUT SO MUCH MORE AS WELL.
 
ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS THE REAL MCCOYS!
 
I've heard about "Tatoes"... is that fo realz?
 
Monster Munch?
 
arrgh said the monster as he mucnhecjsklf sai give up
 
CUNT FUCK SHIT CUNT FUCK BASTARD SHITE CUNT BITCH VULVA CUNT TOAST
 
NAUGHTY tomato plants!
 
I'm not the biggest fan of crisps. Monster Munch are good though.
 
What do you eat, spiders?
 
I eat pizza.
 
Deep fried pizzas?
 
Let us force feed him!
 
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