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Mutual Elwood love...

suuuuuuuuuuure, shakes.

keep saying i'm fat. i've seen your pictures, dearie. i'm about as fat as you are.

but that clearly makes you feel better about yourself, so keep at it.

i'll pray for you during tornado season.
 
CheekyMonkey said:
suuuuuuuuuuure, shakes.

keep saying i'm fat. i've seen your pictures, dearie. i'm about as fat as you are.

but that clearly makes you feel better about yourself, so keep at it.

i'll pray for you during tornado season.
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sure you are. keep telling yourself you of healthy weight. Thats a postive way of losing it! Bravo! Youve taken the first step. No put done the twinkie thats the next step. ;)
 
You know, considering the reps CM and Shakes have, I think this can't possibly end well except with jello.

Or pudding.

Just...not noodles. As I learned from "Strip Tease", noodles are a no-no.
 
Crosis said:
You know, considering the reps CM and Shakes have, I think this can't possibly end well except with jello.

Or pudding.

Just...not noodles. As I learned from "Strip Tease", noodles are a no-no.
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kinky! im game! but i get to pick the girl...... mrsa! and mrs flow!
 
Shakes said:
sure you are. keep telling yourself you of healthy weight. Thats a postive way of losing it! Bravo! Youve taken the first step. No put done the twinkie thats the next step. ;)
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yes. keep going with the fat thing. it's comedy gold.

that will surely detract from the fact that you are worthless white trash.
 
CheekyMonkey said:
yes. keep going with the fat thing. it's comedy gold.

that will surely detract from the fact that you are worthless white trash.
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worthless...no i have a nice size nest egg, way more then you could ever accomplish
white....... *shakes looks down* why yes i am white
trash........ no bitch, im not trash, the trash is where you normally get your dinner from

any other comments you wanna throw my way?
 
Shakes said:
kinky! im game! but i get to pick the girl...... mrsa! and mrs flow!
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Meh. Seen Mrs. A. Don't care about Mrs. Flow.

New blood!

BTW, friendly advice: That isn't your best picture, not flattering at all. You kinda look like you're picking your teeth in a mirror. You look prettier than that.
 
no, shakes. i'll leave it.

go back to fucking your cousin or your uncle or your brother - or whatever you want to call him - and dancing around that pole.

you'll amount to something that way, i swear you will.

everybody loves you. that's why they shove money in your g-string.

i'll admit, people don't shove money in my g-string at my job. i am a little jealous.
 
Shakes said:
worthless...no i have a nice size nest egg, way more then you could ever accomplish
white....... *shakes looks down* why yes i am white
trash........ no bitch, im not trash, the trash is where you normally get your dinner from

any other comments you wanna throw my way?
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im a nail bitter. nasty habit i know. how about this one?
 
CheekyMonkey said:
no, shakes. i'll leave it.

go back to fucking your cousin or your uncle or your brother - or whatever you want to call him - and dancing around that pole.

you'll amount to something that way, i swear you will.

everybody loves you. that's why they shove money in your g-string.

i'll admit, people don't shove money in my g-string at my job. i am a little jealous.
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wow. more white trash jokes. well, i d love to stay and caht but this is getting why to "high school" for my taste. do your homework, brush your teeth and make sure you drink a nice warm glass of shut the fuck up and get a life you vengeful bitch. Peace out!
 
Christ, CheekyMonkey! Lighten the fuck up. You'd probably actually have some sympathy from people if you didn't go from zero to psycho in 2 seconds.

You've managed to turn a lot of people off to Elwood, but you've managed to turn even more people off to you. Take a pill.
 
CheekyMonkey said:
no, shakes. i'll leave it.

go back to fucking your cousin or your uncle or your brother - or whatever you want to call him - and dancing around that pole.

you'll amount to something that way, i swear you will.

everybody loves you. that's why they shove money in your g-string.

i'll admit, people don't shove money in my g-string at my job. i am a little jealous.
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Shakes said:
im a nail bitter. nasty habit i know. how about this one?
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LADIES!!

L A D I E S ! ! !

STOP! THE! DAMN! FIGHTING!!!

YOU TWO ARE BOTH INTELLIGENT AND BOTH TEH HAWT!!

STOP FIGHTING AND UNITE!!

UNITED WE STAND!!

DIVIDED, LILAC GETS A PROSTATE CHECK!!

DO NOT FIGHT!! PLEAAAASE!!

ACK!


:kitty:
 
Still lame I see.
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I cant help if she is a psycho. Not my problem. All that shit she threw at me was for one post :lol:
 
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