Mutya asks for ambulance because sleeping pills don't work

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/bigbrother/a142673/mutya-asks-for-ambulance.html

What a brick.

 

[Gagh]

I clicked that link. Fuck me - she's a porker. What happened?

 

[Hambil]

Sabotage!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I clicked that link. Fuck me - she's a porker. What happened?

Pies.

 

[Conchaga]

Lies!

Fixed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lies make baby Jesus cry but they don't turn him into a fatty.

 

[Gagh]

Maybe she ate Jennifer Lien.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think she ate a couple. Oh and she had a baby.

 

[Conchaga]

I think she ate a couple. Oh and she had a baby.

Who's the father?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Coolio tried to chase her dressed as a racecar but she couldn't even be bothered to run.

 

[Conchaga]

racecar is a palindrome.

 

[whisky]

Mutya went to the Diary Room to request an ambulance late on Tuesday night, after claiming that the sleeping tablets prescribed by Big Brother made her feel ill.

A doctor spent 90 minutes with Mutya after she claimed the tablets were "working the opposite".

So in other words

The drugs don't work, they just make it worse

 

[FBI parte due]

Rapecar isn't.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Who's the father?

Why, does she look familiar?

 

[Mentalist]

I liked her because of that one song but she's a moody bitch so I HATE HER WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING BUT NOWHERE NEAR AS MUCH AS MICHELLE WHO I HATE WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING AND SOME!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So you probably hate Tina with every fibre of your being and a few of somebody else's?

 

[Mentalist]

I was really hating Tina the other day but the last two shows have knocked her back down to mild dislike. I need to save my fury up and project it correctly and I can't be spread too thin.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You'll hate Tina again by tomorrow, trust me.

 

[Mentalist]

She's going on about how she wants to lose weight from her fanny and then fell off the sofa.


I hate her again.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's been quiet, you know!