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MX LOSES IT!

PreatorX

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[Today 12:00 AM] PreatorX: Hey MX, why are you PMSing today, hmmmm? HMMMMM???
[Yesterday 11:59 PM] MessengerX: *karma
[Yesterday 11:59 PM] MessengerX: Because he tries to get arma out of you, you dumb slut.
[Yesterday 11:59 PM] MessengerX: Why did you wink? Are you trying to come out of the closet, Sarek?
[Yesterday 11:59 PM] eloisel: He is always decent to me
[Yesterday 11:59 PM] eloisel: Several people in my family are bipolar
[Yesterday 11:59 PM] MessengerX: He had such a fit when Sarge was here.
[Yesterday 11:59 PM] Sarek: I was talking about you MX. ;)
[Yesterday 11:59 PM] *Love Child agrees*
[Yesterday 11:59 PM] MessengerX: He is a fucking maniac.
[Yesterday 11:58 PM] eloisel: I pretty much like everyone on TK but MX
[Yesterday 11:58 PM] MessengerX: Sarek, I agree.
[Yesterday 11:58 PM] MessengerX: That doesn't bode well for your taste in friends, mother goose.
[Yesterday 11:58 PM] Sarek: The fuckers bipolor.
[Yesterday 11:58 PM] eloisel: I like Jack.
[Yesterday 11:58 PM] MessengerX: Why do you all keep talking about me? I'm just minding my own business.......
[Yesterday 11:58 PM] MessengerX: Come on. At least jack isn't around.
[Yesterday 11:58 PM] eloisel: She can do whatever she wants, MX. You just aren't one of those things she wants to do.
[Yesterday 11:58 PM] Sarek: Because you would get bored if I did MX.
[Yesterday 11:57 PM] MessengerX: Sarek, why can't you just shut the fuck up?
[Today 11:56 PM] MessengerX: eloisel, how is your daughter?
[Today 11:56 PM] Love Child: The only one here at TK that Love child will not love
[Today 11:56 PM] MessengerX: Did you post it on the board yet, balllessX?
[Today 11:56 PM] eloisel: PMS is a day in the park compared to MX
[Today 11:56 PM] MessengerX: Sarek, why can't you just shut the fuck up?
[Today 11:56 PM] PreatorX: MX woke up trhis mornin, got himself a guuuun!
[Today 11:56 PM] Sarek: 0 to bitch in 1.0. MX is making PMS look like a day in the park.
[Today 11:56 PM] eloisel: One for what?
[Today 11:56 PM] MessengerX: DURKA DURKA
[Today 11:55 PM] Love Child: I think Messenger X might be the one...
[Today 11:55 PM] MessengerX: I watched an episode last night.
[Today 11:55 PM] Love Child: It is soon, this year
[Today 11:55 PM] eloisel: I think he splattered all over the back of his legs
[Today 11:55 PM] MessengerX: There are still reruns on HBO, you dumb sluts.
[Today 11:55 PM] Sarek: Someone slap MX on the back. He has the hiccups.
[Today 11:55 PM] eloisel: I heard it is coming back
[Today 11:55 PM] Love Child: I know, its been off now for so long
[Today 11:55 PM] MessengerX: Good.
[Today 11:55 PM] eloisel: Whenever I get into a show on the premium channels, they cancel it
[Today 11:54 PM] Love Child: I finally got into it last year-
{Today 11:54 PM] MessengerX: Sarek, why can't you just shut the fuck up?
[Today 11:54 PM] Sarek: Well, here we go...
[Today 11:54 PM] Love Child: no, from the Sopranos
[Today 11:53 PM] Love Child: thanks
[Today 11:53 PM] eloisel: Is she a singer or something?
[Today 11:53 PM] MessengerX: have
[Today 11:53 PM] MessengerX: You don't hae the balls.
[Today 11:53 PM] PreatorX: I'll just copy this entire chat and post it on the board.
[Today 11:53 PM] Sarek: Julia. I looked it up.
[Today 11:53 PM] eloisel: I like it - it fits your personality
[Today 11:53 PM] MessengerX: I wasn't expecting that one, PX
[Today 11:53 PM] PreatorX: Nah, I tire of making you look pathetic.
[Today 11:52 PM] MessengerX: One can only hope.
[Today 11:52 PM] Love Child: Meadow Soprano-or Julia sigler-some chick
[Today 11:52 PM] eloisel: Did LC leave?
[Today 11:52 PM] MessengerX: Ok, this is the part when I remind you YET AGAIN to mimic my posts.
[Today 11:52 PM] MessengerX: LOL
[Today 11:52 PM] PreatorX: Ohhhh! SCARY! SHOIW ME HOW TO TROLL MX!!!
[Today 11:52 PM] eloisel: you mean squats
[Today 11:52 PM] MessengerX: Praise raptorJESUS!

This is only a sample of MX going crazy. It's fun! :D
 
Part II

[Today 12:03 AM] Sarek: Shut the fuck up Henoch.
[Today 12:03 AM] Henoch: Oh look, Sarek is still here...surprise...fuckin' surprise!
[Today 12:02 AM] MessengerX: LOL MORE LIKE ASSPIRATE HAHA
[Today 12:02 AM] MessengerX: I AM THE PIRATE OF THE SHOUTBOX
[Today 12:02 AM] MamaKitty: hiya love child
[Today 12:02 AM] eloisel: Whats it to you?
[Today 12:02 AM] MessengerX: jack, when he still had karma, that is.
[Today 12:02 AM] eloisel: A ton of people, Henoch.
[Today 12:02 AM] Love Child: do you like talking to yourself messenger?
[Today 12:02 AM] Sarek: Put your shirt down MX.
[Today 12:02 AM] Henoch: who gave eloisel good karma in my absence???
[Today 12:02 AM] MessengerX: I said that you were kind enough to give karma to those who stayed out of your way.
[Today 12:02 AM] Sarek: Ok. Look. With all the women in here, someone has to show their breasts.
[Today 12:02 AM] MessengerX: They were talking shit about you.
[Today 12:02 AM] eloisel: What kind of name is Henoch?
[Today 12:01 AM] MessengerX: HENOCH! MY MAN!
[Today 12:01 AM] Henoch: F
[Today 12:01 AM] Love Child: hi Kit
[Today 12:01 AM] Henoch: WTK kinda name is eloisel??
[Today 12:01 AM] PreatorX: I doubt it. I think you're the only one who knows aboiut this "red line" MX.
 
Come back in a few years, boy.

No wait, paint and scan an entire picture of our chat conversation in braille. You're sure to pwn me then.
 
MessengerX said:
Come back in a few years, boy.

No wait, paint and scan an entire picture of our chat conversation in braille. You're sure to pwn me then.

I don't even know what that means, dumbshit. You should really try making jokes that everyone will understand, you look like a fuck standing in a corner giggling to yourself.
 
PreatorX said:
I don't even know what that means, dumbshit. You should really try making jokes that everyone will understand, you look like a fuck standing in a corner giggling to yourself.
WTF do you think I'm doing, n00b?
 
MessengerX said:
I'm turned on by you, in a jack sort of way. Please continue, Preator.

It's fine Scrotum. We all know you're turned on by Jack, I really don't need you turned on by me. I'll stay away from comments about your teeny tiny willy from now on.
 
PreatorX said:
It's fine Scrotum. We all know you're turned on by Jack, I really don't need you turned on by me. I'll stay away from comments about your teeny tiny willy from now on.
Why are you so fascinated with my penis, PreatorX? :-?
 
Hey, I'm not the one starting threads in SF because of things written in the Shoutbox. And you could stop acting like a faggot, Sarek. Just because Henoch is on doesn't mean you have to beg him to 'bite' you.
 
MessengerX said:
Hey, I'm not the one starting threads in SF because of things written in the Shoutbox. And you could stop acting like a faggot, Sarek. Just because Henoch is on doesn't mean you have to beg him to 'bite' you.

Now now, you were quick to ask if you could have a bite. ;)
 
MessengerX said:
Why are you so fascinated with my penis, PreatorX? :-?

Umm... Dude, you were the one talking and giggling to your peepee in chat. You named it "RaptorJesus" or something. It was quite disturbing.
 
Sorry man, never been to 4chan in my life, never intend to go.

The shout box got a little muddled with your insane ramblings, so whatever.
 
PreatorX said:
Sorry man, never been to 4chan in my life, never intend to go.

The shout box got a little muddled with your insane ramblings, so whatever.
Translation: I'm backing out of the hopeless debate I was too rash and n00bish to start in the first place.
 
MessengerX said:
Translation: I'm backing out of the hopeless debate I was too rash and n00bish to start in the beginning.

Translation: You were right all along PX, and I love you and wish I'd never insulted you.
 
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