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My absence
- Thread starter Cassie
- Start date
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I hope so and I hope there's a giant radioactive spider in that there story so I do by gum.
My Garbage Pile
One day Cassie was sitting on her back porch sipping coffee, when she noticed a black man sneaking around the cow pasture. Cassie stood up to get a better look, and she saw the black man jumping around and screaming OMG THERE'S A GIANT RADIOACTIVE SPIDER ON MY DONG! The radioactive spider bit him on the dong, and the man died. Cassie put the smelly black man in the garbage dumpster and said I hate niggers, they is black. The end.
One day Cassie was sitting on her back porch sipping coffee, when she noticed a black man sneaking around the cow pasture. Cassie stood up to get a better look, and she saw the black man jumping around and screaming OMG THERE'S A GIANT RADIOACTIVE SPIDER ON MY DONG! The radioactive spider bit him on the dong, and the man died. Cassie put the smelly black man in the garbage dumpster and said I hate niggers, they is black. The end.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I like that you included racism without even being asked. You know your audience.
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
Oh, nAggers, of course. nAggers. Right.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
NEVER LEAVE AGAIN CASSIE.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Never trust a black man with your babies either.
I Love Cunt
Watch It
I, I don't know what to say Cassie. But I will say this, I will help you with your garbage pile. And your racisim problem.
I was at work the other day, and I walked outside, and there was a man, a white man with a little bit of a beard on his face and he was sitting on a piece of cardboard. And I said, "Oh you scared me" and he said, "I know, you scared me too, I wasn't expecting anyone to still be here"
My car was right there, it was obvious someone was still in the building. (maybe).
I said, "Hang on" and I walked back into the building, re aranged my packages so my hands weren't full and by the time I walked back outside he was gone.
I was at work the other day, and I walked outside, and there was a man, a white man with a little bit of a beard on his face and he was sitting on a piece of cardboard. And I said, "Oh you scared me" and he said, "I know, you scared me too, I wasn't expecting anyone to still be here"
My car was right there, it was obvious someone was still in the building. (maybe).
I said, "Hang on" and I walked back into the building, re aranged my packages so my hands weren't full and by the time I walked back outside he was gone.
I Love Cunt
Watch It
He was just a skinny ass drunk. I could have easily pushed him down. But it did scare me a little still. It just reminded me that I should not have been there alone in the first place. I usually am not. I fucking hate homeless drunks!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Hitler Hitler jew ducks.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Not even close.
