What's new
Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

My arrest in the news...

Blade

Blade

TK addict
Reports of my arrest have been greatly exaggerated. I do not owe the gov't any money in back taxes nor did I have to pay the 1 million dollar bond to get out of jail. It's all an intricate ruse in order to remove me from my "mortal" obligations so that I might covertly serve said gov't in dispatching an alarming onslaught of suckheads that have escaped from their top secret experimental facilities.

Fear not as I shall attempt to rescue you before these vampires fest upon your entrails.

Have a nice day.
 
My records show otherwise Mr Snipes.
 
Huh....
 
OMG THE GOVT IS FULL OF BLOODSUCKING TAX VAMPIRES!

SLAY THEM BLADE!!!!111
 
I shall, Mr. Eggs. I shall!!
 
I will fight taxes!

bitchslapped.gif
 
Now that's funny, funnier than this stupid fucking thread. hey blade, why don't you go suck Hellman's coque au vin some more?
 
Vampires -- and by that I mean the snivelling, foppish little twats who go around thinking they're vampires -- hate me. Probably because I won't humor their pathetic delusion.
 
The Question said:
Vampires -- and by that I mean the snivelling, foppish little twats who go around thinking they're vampires -- hate me. Probably because I won't humor their pathetic delusion.
Click to expand...

Agreed. They are the first to die.
 
Blade said:
Reports of my arrest have been greatly exaggerated. I do not owe the gov't any money in back taxes nor did I have to pay the 1 million dollar bond to get out of jail. It's all an intricate ruse in order to remove me from my "mortal" obligations so that I might covertly serve said gov't in dispatching an alarming onslaught of suckheads that have escaped from their top secret experimental facilities.

Fear not as I shall attempt to rescue you before these vampires fest upon your entrails.

Have a nice day.
Click to expand...

vStart with him.v
millionbush_vampire-bush.jpg
 
Go sponge off your fellow taxpayers some more, Sarek.
 
The Question said:
Vampires -- and by that I mean the snivelling, foppish little twats who go around thinking they're vampires -- hate me. Probably because I won't humor their pathetic delusion.
Click to expand...
DEATH TO ALL GOTH KIDS!
 
Unless they're cute, clean up well and will bend over for me.
 
Atlas_Collins said:
Go sponge off your fellow taxpayers some more, Sarek.
Click to expand...

Why don't you do us all a favor and take a high dive off Bush's ego.
 
HEY LOOK EVERYONE I'M SPAMMING THIS THREAD!!!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top