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My Bam Margera Photo Thread

Lords of Dogtown
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Lords of Dogtown was good. The documentary Dogtown and Z-boys which was directed by Stacy Peralta was awesome......
 
^ Fuck I started skating one of those skinny boards... the trucks were for shit, wobbly. I learned balance pretty fucking quick on that thing.

Then from there I went to the tank, a piece of shit NASH board. LAter I bought my 1st Hawk board from a friend, then went to a Vision board.

I have a Peralta in the attic and skate a Jason Ellis now.
 
I'm trying to get my nephew a skateboard for his birthday, but the kind I want are fucking expensive!

How old is that Peralta?
 
Hey kerby, did you know that now that I know you skate......you can be one my husbands now....but you don't have to wait on me....you can skate all the time
 
Miranda said:
Hey kerby, did you know that now that I know you skate......you can be one my husbands now....but you don't have to wait on me....you can skate all the time

Honey, if I had my way, that's pretty much ALL I'd do. Fuck the rat race, the bullshit responsibilities, the $; I'd be like Kane from KUNG FU and just skate the earth... looking like a hobo (nods to BDM), solving mysteries, kissing babies, making the women swoon, and residing on the side of a mountain somewhere, reading books during the downtime.
 
I think my wife my have something to say about that, Mir. ;)
Besides, polygamy's too much of a hassle! (Well, maybe, if it was a bevy of smooth-skinned beauties, and not a lot of other hairy, sweaty guys...) What are you talking, like, a commune or something?
 
Kerb Crawler said:
Honey, if I had my way, that's pretty much ALL I'd do. Fuck the rat race, the bullshit responsibilities, the $; I'd be like Kane from KUNG FU and just skate the earth... looking like a hobo (nods to BDM), solving mysteries, kissing babies, making the women swoon, and residing on the side of a mountain somewhere, reading books during the downtime.

I'd play golf all day. I'd travel around the country, playing 2 different courses per day. Hell, when I win the powerball tonight, I'm gonna build my own personal 18-hole golf course. Even if it costs $25M, who gives a shit? I'll still have like $150M left!
 
^ Sweet dreams are made of this!

I'd skate to your course and shoot a frame or two, with you. (Yes, I'm mixing sports terminology.) BIRDIE BOGIE GUTTER BALL BONANZA!
 
Don't worry, tell your wife i'm not jealous, we can share....hell she can come live with us...we'll be the queens of the house.

No not a commune, just a house of mine, with all my husbands....and they wouldn't be hairy.....they'd have to shave or wax.....
 
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