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My Cock Talks?!

Cranky Bastard

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Another gem in my email:

Sender Subject
Marcy Pritchard Listen to the voice of your penis. He is asking to get Penis Enlarge Patch. Sun Feb 11, 2007 1k

I don't drink enough for my penis to be talking to me. What is this shit?
 
But don't men "listen" to their dicks???????
 
We think with them, but they don't usually speak. I'd chop it off, Cranky, sounds like treason to me.
 
Mine just called me a wanker.
 
The ones I've got in jars of formaldehyde scream sometimes.
 
Marcy Pritchard is a slutty WHORE!! :pissed:
 
Cassie said:
The ones I've got in jars of formaldehyde scream sometimes.

In formaldehyde no one can hear you scream.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Another gem in my email:



I don't drink enough for my penis to be talking to me. What is this shit?

I thought you said your dick exploded. Now its talking to you? Maybe its begging to be put out of its wounded and maimed misery. Should we have a 10 second silence?
 
Someone play the bagpipes!
 
ok.
 
AMAZING GRACE SO SWEET YOUR SOUND WAS BLIND BUT NOW I SEE WAS ONCE WAS LOST BUT NOW I'M BLIND AND NOW I'VE FOUND SOME PEE
 
DOES THIS MEAN WE SHOULD MIND OUR PEES AND Qs?
 
It's been silent since the email. At least I don't have to argue with it.
 
I am scared of Cocks.











Sometimes.
 
I am scared of Cocks.











Sometimes.

I'm scared of boobies

Only when I look down and see my man boobs.
 
Well, they sneeze, they spit... why the hell not.
 
sneeze?!
 
I wonder what happened to A_Real_Prick666, hope he wasn't eaten by a Yeti.
 
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