My cow won't stop honking

[curiousa2z]

That cow looks just like George!

omg! So you DID name him!

 

[Cassie]

George was my previous three or four cows, this honking cow isn't a dairy cow.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

George was my previous three or four cows, this honking cow isn't a dairy cow.

So you named them like George Foreman named his sons...and then grilled them on a George Foreman grill!

 

[Cassie]

YES! I've grilled a few George burgers on my George Foreman!

 

[Dr Dave]

As you well should.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

David Dimbley injured by Cassie's bullocks!

David Dimbleby is to miss chairing BBC One's Question Time for the first time in more than 15 years after being injured in a "minor farming accident".

The 71-year-old was loading a bullock onto a trailer at his farm in Sussex when it reared, resulting in the presenter being briefly knocked out.

He also received a cut to the head that required stitches at a local hospital.

John Humphrys will replace Dimbleby in the chair on Thursday, while he remains in hospital for observation.

"I haven't missed a Question Time in over 15 years," Dimbleby said.

"Trust my wife's bullock to take me out. I'll be giving bullocks a wide berth in future," he added.

 

[Cassie]

His wife must have massive balls.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nick Griffen strikes again!

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

A boy cow? Now that's a new one! Before you get too many designs on cowburgers, might I suggest something that might make that boy cow real happy?

But seriously-- this thread needs...