My cow won't stop honking

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What would you do if, when you went to feed her tomorrow morning, a huge spider web appeared above her stall that spelled out SOME COW?

 

[Dr Dave]

It could be in the next X-Files movie!

 

[CaptainWacky]

COUDLN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN THE LAST ONE LOL

 

[Dr Dave]

I never saw either of them.

How bad was the last one?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was like a sub-standard tv episode.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE MOOOOOOOOO IS OUT THERE!

 

[Ilyanna]

So you have a castrated, unnamed, shy, fat, and 1-month-away-from-being-eaten cow and you wonder why he's honking all the time? I mean, SERIOUSLY??

 

[WillsZenith]

WTF is a steak?

 

[Cassie]

Got a new kind of feed, cow stopped honking!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's the feel good story of the year!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHAT A RELIEF, I was thinking you would have to start putting those plastic nose-guards on the cow, like people use to stop snoring.

 

[Ishcabittle]

so we can take this thread to mean that the cow is dead? or was it in a car, honking the horn? does your car, like mine, have a cowbell? how many horns do cow carbells have?

 

[FBI parte due]

Do you have one of those old hippie-cars that are covered in action figures and splattered paint and upholstered in fake leopard?

 

[Ishcabittle]

YES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I woke up to the sound of cows honking.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Better cows honking than lambs screaming, I always say.

 

[Ishcabittle]

fava beans and a nice chianti

 

[Fuddlemiff]

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[Cassie]

That cow looks just like George!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]