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My crotch Itches

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
I dont know why......

I wash it..

I grease it...

I keep it clean...

but it still itches.

the doctor says that I have no deseases..

but the itching wont go away..

do you think..

that maybe...

its possible...

that its time to shave my hairs off?

what do you think?

if I do shave them off..

what should I do with them..

should I sell them on ebay?
 
I'd consult with Caitriona, provided she's done making me an apple pie.
 
You are out!
 
starguard said:
I dont know why......

I wash it..

I grease it...

I keep it clean...

but it still itches.

the doctor says that I have no deseases..

but the itching wont go away..

do you think..

that maybe...

its possible...

that its time to shave my hairs off?

what do you think?

if I do shave them off..

what should I do with them..

should I sell them on ebay?

Stop humping the Paris Hilton photo. We told you she was clawing at her crotch for a reason.
 
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

Don't thank me, thank penicillin.
 
RommieSG said:
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

Don't thank me, thank penicillin.


Don't thank me, Thank your recruiter... Rub it in the dirt and get back in the game...
 
RommieSG said:
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

Don't thank me, thank penicillin.

OMG VAN WILDER!

WAX THAT ASS WAAAX IT WAAAX IT!!!
 
What can I say? I love that movie! :bigass:
 
I hear Paris Hilton has this same exact problem! Consult her....err...maybe you better not.
 
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