Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

My current Top-Five most beautiful female celebrities

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Aside from my wife and Laker_Girl, these are the five women who get me all hot and bothered:

1.Julie Bowen. She rose to prominence on the short-lived NBC show Ed, and she’s since been seen on Lost and Boston Legal. I hope she’s a regular on BL. Julie has flawless, luminous skin, and I find her incredibly, incredibly beautiful.
julie-bowen-0101.jpg

julie_bowen.jpg

bowen-julie1.jpg


2.Jessica Biel. The phrase has been used before, but Jessica Biel is sex. Look at that body! Those gorgeous lips and eyes. Julie Bowen is beautiful, but Jessica Biel is just dead sexy
Jessica%20Biel%2001.jpg

jessica_biel.jpg

medium_jessica%20biel%204.jpg


3.Rhona Mitra. I liked her on Boston Legal, but I LOVE her on Nip/Tuck. She oozes sexuality, and that accent gives me shivers down my spine. Damn, she’s fucking HOT!
11rhona_mitra_106.jpg

Celebrity-Image-Rhona-Mitra-229074.jpg

MitraRhona255037547.jpg


4.Famke Janssen. Another Nip/Tuck chick, she looks beautiful with or without makeup, a rare feat. She’s tall and lithe and has a face can compete with anybody in terms of natural beauty.
janssen_janssen_10.jpg

Famke_Janssen_I_Spy.jpg

Famke_Janssen.jpg


5.Reese Witherspoon. This was a tough call. I debated keeping Salma Hayek on the list, but Reese won out. She’s beautiful, she’s funny, and she seems so wholesome. I’d love to “corrupt†this young mom. Definte, definite MILF.

reese_witherspoon2.jpg

250037.jpg

RW3C2.jpg


Who’s on your list?
 
Salma Hayek should have been your #5 choice. Salma is stunning.
 
Yeah, but Reese gets better-looking every year!
 
Famke is HOT imo!
 
Angelina Jolie for all the obvious reasons
aj010989.jpg


Uma Thurman

mptv1.gif


Gwyneth Paltrow

10386300_1125770258.jpg


Cameron Diaz
cameron035.jpg


and Jessica Alba

jessicaalba1.jpg
 
Never found Uma to be attractive. She's striking, yes, but not what I'd call a beauty. Cameron Diaz was incredibly hot in The Mask, but I think she's gone seriously downhill of late. Her skin is horrible.

That being said, who can quibble with Angelina, Jessica Alba, and Gwynie??
 
Some great picks/pics, BDM.

Jessica Biel? I'm so there, man.

medium_jessica%20biel.jpg


I've always been partial to Tim Burton's former muse, Lisa Marie.

lisa.jpg


I've also got a kink for Zooey Deschanel. It's the eyes... it's gotta be.

agencyphoto2.jpg


Monica Bellucci. Yes.

bellucci2.jpg


I'm going to leave my 5th slot open. Too many beautiful women!
 
LAKER GIRL
CAIT
MISSMANNERS
CURIOUSA
RETROTREK

LOL I'M SUCKING UP
 
natb647js.jpg

Natalie

15_main.jpg

Anna

arena080443lo.jpg

Keira

elizangdc0134rb.jpg

Eliza


livtylershortskirt8ck.jpg

Liv

WHAT A SHOCKER
 
Pamela Anderson has a nice fake rack...to bad shes diseased infested.
 
Keira
Keira
Keira
Keira
Nicole DEboer
 
Any chick in Hustler.
 
Keira
Nicole DeBoer
Anna Paquin
Joss Stone
Katie "Jordan" Price
Kate "Big Brother" Lawler
Katie Melua
Katie543

HWO'S THAT?
 
How could we forget!?

Cuthbert.

elisha_cuthbert_sc01m_0018.jpg
 
Ooooh, GOOD CALL! How could I forget Elisha???
 
That's why I left that 5th slot open...
 
I forgot Kristin KReuk mom
 
CAN SEE WHITHER ANY STORM?
 
I do NOT like Joss Stone, Jordan or Kate Lawler.
 
Back
Top