My Daddy Always Say

[Ma Huang Sor]

Man who pull out too fast burn rubber.

 

[Ma Huang Sor]

Man who eat jerry bean faht in technicurruh.

 

[Ma Huang Sor]

He who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Oh, hey it's Hans Brix.

What's up Hans? Rong time no see...

 

[Ma Huang Sor]

Silly man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

 

[Ma Huang Sor]

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

 

[Ma Huang Sor]

Man who push piano down mine shaft get tone of A flat minor.

 

[Mandi]

My daddy always said, now make sure you don't get any stems in the bowl, those aren't smokeable

 

[Ma Huang Sor]

Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.

 

[Ma Huang Sor]

Woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine.

 

[Ma Huang Sor]

Man who fuck on cash register come into money.

 

[Ma Huang Sor]

Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly

 

[Ma Huang Sor]

Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone

 

[Ma Huang Sor]

Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ

 

[Ma Huang Sor]

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

 

[lady_elena_wf]

Mildly entertaining, thank you.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Someone's trying to get 50 posts so they can start negging people perhaps?

:who?me?: