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MY EYES ARE LEAKING!!

Britney is a alegend.
 
That much is true.
 
Cassie said:
LG.. it's not that my brother has more or less value than a cat. Of course I don't want my brother to actually die. He is an asshole, he's cruel to people and animals, so hating him and his ways is not so unbelievable. The fact that he shot the cat in front of me on purpose should tell you a little about his character. The in front of me part was on purpose, maybe you didn't get that from my earlier posts.

I am going to hang here as long as I have to. When grandma goes, I am out.. lol I'm trapped. I don't want her to go.

Cassie, I have a brother like that. He's not cruel to animals but to humans like no other. He is a giant ball of hate and anger, his actions disgust me to my core and though the world would be a better place without him in it I'd still never wish him dead.

I hardly think I invalidated your feelings so everyone needs to get a grip.

Lord have mercy TK has boarded the crying baby train and has no intention of getting off. I miss the days of old.
 
I think you're reading too much into the "wish him dead" thing.
 
Now now, Wacky. Let's at least offer her a golf clap that she can read at all.
 
I don't think my feelings were invalidated, they're mine MINE MINE. I love frustrated anger, it's so invigorating.

Anyway, I will squash these angry feelings into a little ball of hate and everything will be just FINE *sob*

*cut myself*

*DIE*
 
Now, now, we gotta work on that anger management of yours....

instead of cutting yourself, for example, you could always go and do something nasty to bro's oh-so-valuable car (hiding cat vomit under the driver's seat would be a good start, methinks).
Pondering about the possibilities already is a first step to transform frustrated anger into creative vileness, which will help you further on some path of enlightenment or other. IMO.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I hardly think I invalidated your feelings so everyone needs to get a grip.

Lord have mercy TK has boarded the crying baby train and has no intention of getting off. I miss the days of old.
I said "try to". I never said anything about you succeeding. ;)

But seriously, your comments must read a lot different than your intentions when you type them. It's not that they're stinging, or pointedly hurtful. They're just...alarmingly cold, if you know what I mean.

Which is fine, we're all here to get whatever we want/need out of the place. You just need to come up with some fresh takes on "get a grip, crybabys", because people are going to continue to react as they do... :P :D
 
Cassie said:
I don't think my feelings were invalidated, they're mine MINE MINE. I love frustrated anger, it's so invigorating.

Anyway, I will squash these angry feelings into a little ball of hate and everything will be just FINE *sob*

*cut myself*

*DIE*

LOL! That reminds me of an episode of Roseanne where Dan was talking about feelings and he said that you just squash them down into a ball in the pit of your stomach and then you just cover it with food. Always makes me laugh when I think about it.
 
Cassie said:
At this moment I wish my brother was dead.

there was a crucial part in bold that I understood fine.

Karma will come back on him, but we can always give it a helping hand. I suggest crumbling dried cat shit into his food would be a good start.

I personally hate cats - but then I'm a lousy shot so would never get in this predicament.

I have a very good "I wish you were dead" story which I will tell another time.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I said "try to". I never said anything about you succeeding. ;)

But seriously, your comments must read a lot different than your intentions when you type them. It's not that they're stinging, or pointedly hurtful. They're just...alarmingly cold, if you know what I mean.

Which is fine, we're all here to get whatever we want/need out of the place. You just need to come up with some fresh takes on "get a grip, crybabys", because people are going to continue to react as they do... :P :D

I have always said that my humor and sarcasm do not translate well in written form. A flaw, perhaps but that's life. I think people think that I'm angry but I am never angry. Sometimes my answers are cold but much as I might like most of you you're not my best friends or anything so I'm just frank.

I was somewhat serious in my post to Cassie but not really and I do feel that a lot of times people get entirely too offended and fail to remember that they are at TK. I'm extremely over the PC crap that too often goes on here, I just liked it the way it used to be. We have way too many feelings police and I don't much care for it.
 
I was thinking of putting cat poop on his tooth brush, easier to only punish him for being a dick... AND I could do it and be satisfied that I am the only person (besides you guys) who knows he's brushing his teeth with shit. If by some karmic miracle he becomes ill from having shit in his mouth, I will still NOT SAY A WORD.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I have always said that my humor and sarcasm do not translate well in written form. A flaw, perhaps but that's life. I think people think that I'm angry but I am never angry. Sometimes my answers are cold but much as I might like most of you you're not my best friends or anything so I'm just frank.

I was somewhat serious in my post to Cassie but not really and I do feel that a lot of times people get entirely too offended and fail to remember that they are at TK. I'm extremely over the PC crap that too often goes on here, I just liked it the way it used to be. We have way too many feelings police and I don't much care for it.
One could flip that coin and say that you over-react to people's reactions, which makes you the sensitive one. And/or that you're being trolled by people who are feigning shock. :D

TK -- WHERE THE MIRROR HAS 27 FACES! Dun-dun-DUNNNNNNNN!!!
 
You know he's probably one of those people that can eat anything and the cat poo will do nothing...I HATE THAT!!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
One could flip that coin and say that you over-react to people's reactions, which makes you the sensitive one. And/or that you're being trolled by people who are feigning shock. :D

TK -- WHERE THE MIRROR HAS 27 FACES! Dun-dun-DUNNNNNNNN!!!

I disagree. :P

Oh and it's not so much I'm feeling sensitive, I'm just bored of it, you know the feeling...
 
Those soccer players in the Andes lived off their own urine and each other's flesh, so I doubt poop would be lethal.

Mmmmm....soccer butts....
 
Tastes like chicken!
 
Yeah, he probably wouldn't have any bad side effects from the poop, but I would feel VINDICATED! He's one of those people who won't drink out of the same glass as anyone else. There is a sickly looking stray cat in the yard, I could go on a shit safari.
 
Or Granny could get her Whoopin' Stick out.
 
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