My favorite Bazooka Joe Comic

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Joe: "Hey, Morty, why did the boy throw the clock out the window?"
Morty: "I don't know, why did he?"
Joe: "'cause he wanted to see time fly!"
Morty: "Time, Bazooka Joe? Why, that's a very ethereal subject. When one speaks of time "flying", one is usually referring to the perceived notion that time has somehow "sped up" or is moving "faster" than normal. In reality, it's one own perception of time that's skewed. The human mind generally understands the abstract notion of time by associating it with some tangible device used to measure time. A clock, perhaps, or a calendar. So, Bazooka Joe, when the boy believed that time was "flying", in reality his mind was processing events in a non-linear fashion. It's fascinating, really."
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
It's even funnier in Spanish.

LOL BAZOOKER JO LOOKS LIKE AN UNCIRCUMSIZED PENIDLOL
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Never read it.
 
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