My fingers hurt when I type

[Ishcabittle]

well at least you can type

 

[Yub]

 

[Mentalist]

I was going to suggest pain killers as well but I have a history of looking for solutions in pill bottles that has to be considered.

 

[Tisiphone]

I use my fingers to shoot at the walls of heartache.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've given up wanking to see if that helps.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd keep a wank log but OTHER PEOPLE would make it creepy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Never wank near a troll.

 

[FBI parte due]

I liked the Wacky Erection Log because it sounded a lot funnier than it actually was.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THESE THINGS USUALLY ARE