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My First Time

Well, I don't think I am going to use it. I am not sure. Maybe. I have nothing to speak of except that this is like an awesome beach house on the lake. Too bad I have to work all week and cannot stay here during the day.
 
LOL There is a towel there for me as well. I suppose after I use it I will have to replace the towel. Do people talk about using a bidet? Will they come home and say, "Oh I see you used the bidet, how did you like it?"

ok i might try it
 
Was the water warm? I hope you brought your own towel so you can stuff it in a brown paper bag and then burn it behind the garage. Make certain you dry the porcelain. And the spigot thingy. Don't talk about it. Everything might be hunky dory today. Down the road, not so much. If you have an argument, you'll never live it down. SHE KNOWS WHAT YOU USED!!!!!!!!. I swear, you can be cleaner than god, but after a falling out, omg, the fucking thing doesn't work right any more. A colony moved in. If you used their towel, tell 'em the dog ate it.
 
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