My friend just took me for a Ride in his New Time Machine

[starguard]

Says he bought it on eBay. I told him I wanted to go back in time and meet Cleopatra VII.... Sooo, he took me

When I met her, she didnt look anywhere near what I thought she'd look like. I thought she was this ravishing beauty with this really hot body. Come to find out, Bitch was as Ugly as Asswiped Sin.

I tried kicking it with her for a while, but this woman was bossy as hell and had a real serious attitude problem, so I had to kick her to the curb and come back to my own time.


Fuck her. From listening to that bitch nag and scream all the time, I can see why Mark Antony killed himself!

 

[Dual]

What's with the Cleopatra obsession?

 

[Dirk Funk]

Who knows, but that was kinda funny.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

 

[Hellbilly Jim]

How far do you have to go back before it's not incest?

 

[starguard]

Ask Lucy.... I'm sure he knows all about incest

 

[dogbert]

Next time, ask your freind to take you to the race track at the end of the day and write down all of the winning horses and trifectas.

 

[Aquehonga]

how much them thar time machines be a goin'fur'n e-bayhpquestion:

amzon sellin'anyhpquestion:

 

[Archibald Nixon]

How far do you have to go back before it's not incest?

Until it's a previous species, and it becomes bestiality.

 

[Bickendan]

Zing!

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

How far do you have to go back before it's not incest?

Until it's a previous species, and it becomes bestiality.

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