My girlfriend is late.

[Mentalist]

And the world continues to turn.


All is normal.


Gives me more time to talk to you good folk, anyway..

 

[curiousa2z]

ohhh...!!!
jesus wept. you scared me there for a moment.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NO GLOVE NO LOVE, EVEN WHEN GOING GREEK.

That's what my imaginary grandpa used to say.

 

[curiousa2z]

WELL IT WAS DAMN GOOD IMAGINARY ADVICE IMHO.
*heart rate slowly returns to normal*

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Kids are great, everyone should have one by age 20.

 

[curiousa2z]

yeah, I for one was certainly ready to support children before I was finished school.

 

[Mentalist]

Jesus fucking Christ.

She went down to the Platia and there is a strike today and so there are no Taxi's.

So now I have to go and go and save her.

Fuck it, gives me an excuse to drive the BMW Z3 I'm borrowing from my mates girlfriend so not all bad!

Still, I'm fucking drunk....not that this is a problem in Greece...

damn it..

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DRIVE SLOW AND BRAKE FOR BOUZOUKI PLAYERS!

 

[missmanners]

Dont bruise anything!!!

:duh:
mm

 

[Cassie]

lol... my first thought was that there was going to be the pitter patter of littly Menty feet.

 

[Dr Dave]

How many traffic cones did you hit?

 

[Conchaga]

Whiskey: Making driving more exciting since 1897

 

[FBI parte due]

Weed makes driving more exciting AND more safe at the same time!

 

[Dr Dave]

Whiskey: Making driving more exciting since 1897

Horse and buggy days ftw.

 

[whisky]

Unless the horse is also drunk.

 

[Dr Dave]

Everybody knows, you don't get your horse drunk.