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MY HARD DRIVE IS ON FIRE!!

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
I CAN SMELL A FIERY SMELL EMANATING FROM IT.

I think my computer is on it's very last leg.. I'm super serial. So if I disappear for a few days that is why.
 
RAPE YOUR HD NOW!!!!!!!!
 
GRRRR!! it smells funny and I think it's giving me a headache.

(shit Cassie turn the damn computer off and get away from it. WTF are you doing just typing away like that? Is your house burning down yet?)
 
SAVE THE CHAT TRANSCRIPTS!!! IMPORTANT DATA ALERT!
 
I have that feature turned off for obvious reasons ok?
 
Cassie said:
GRRRR!! it smells funny and I think it's giving me a headache.

(shit Cassie turn the damn computer off and get away from it. WTF are you doing just typing away like that? Is your house burning down yet?)

Nobody here would ever suggest that.
 
POUR WATER ON IT THAT'LL FIX IT
 
Got marshmallows?
 
All people in Florida have them.
 
You just want the hawt Geek Squad dude to come out to your house again. ;) I thought you were getting a laptop? Anyway, just don't stand in a bucket of water and use the computer until you get that hard drive thing figured out.
 
Actually, it might have some great entertainment value, so feel free to try it out. :bigass:
 
IT'S A TRAP!
 
I thought you got a new 'puter?
This must be fixed ASAP so you can keep up teh spammage!
CASSSSIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
Cassie must spam
 
I hope your house didn't burn down.
 
I disabled the DVD thingamajig and the burning smell has stopped. I also vacuumed out the dust, ha! Anyway the DVD is fried.

I didn't ever get a new computer just got this one fixed. I have several months left on the warranty so as long as I can get free replacement parts and can have the repair dood come to my house to fix it I'll keep getting it fixed. I am going to get a new computer soon though, because this one is too crappy for words. I will never go the ultra cheap emachine route again.. I don't need some fancy expensive computer, but I'd like one that's a little more reliable.

This one has gone through four modems and two DVD drives. This is the first time I smelled that scary wires burning smell.. it was a little exciting, LOL.
 
Request a hot repair dood.
 
The first repair guy they sent out was cute, but the last couple of times they sent a different guy and he wasn't rapable.
 
It would be cool if they sent a guy who looked exactly like Hurley and you could ask "are you Hurley?" and they'd say "of course not!" but then you offer him a leaf covered in peanut butter and he gobbles it down.
 
CaptainWacky said:
but then you offer him a leaf covered in peanut butter and he gobbles it down.

We should invent some Hurley tests LOL
 
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