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MY HARD DRIVE IS ON FIRE!!

Send him out onto a balcony with twenty other people and if they plummet to their death, that's Hurley!
 
If he sneaks into the kitchen and starts chugging the ranch dressing it's Hurley!
 
If he falls in love with a woman and she's promptly shot twice in the stomach, LOL, that's our Hurley!
 
If he's too lazy to go and get the blankets himself, that's Hurley!
 
If he tries to lick the peanut butter off your face, that's Hurley!
 
If he tries to drive a 'Dharma' hippie van down a really steep hill not even knowing if the brakes will work, that's Hurley!
 
If he's played by Jorge Garcia, that's Hurley!
 
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