My houe is Spic and Span

Cranky Bastard

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That's about as tough as it gets inside.

Of course, I shovel snow when it dumps outside. Otherwise, no lawn to mow, no plants to weed, nor any of that other time-consuming shit.
 

The Question

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^^Most people don't point it out when they've been PWN'd like that, but if that's your thing, all I can say is o_O
 

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El Rod d'Irico said:
Is it hard to type with all those fishhooks in your fingers?/

I'd respond with a witty retort, but all that gives me the urge to respond with is: WTF?! o_O

Seriously, don't smoke the shit you find in your maids' pockets.
 

Cranky Bastard

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My experiences with maids aren't the fantasies of porn nor of El Rod. I found maids to be inefficient, slow, and sloppy.

They're good for vacuuming and dusting. Beyond that, they're useless.
 

El Rod d'Irico

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The Question said:
I'd respond with a witty retort, but all that gives me the urge to respond with is: WTF?! o_O

Seriously, don't smoke the shit you find in your maids' pockets.
OK. Next time I am rooting around in my maids' pockets, I will make sure not to smoke whatever I find. Good advice, freely given, blesses the giver and the receiver.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I use company to clean my house.
 

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Good advice, freely given, blesses the giver and the receiver.

I wouldn't have taken you for someone who had read the Havamal.
 

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
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Bah. Let the filthy Mexicans do all my work for me. I'm a White American, of a higher caste than these septics.

Aim high in 2007!

Hey, one of the maids is white...She's the owner but still, she cleans and she's white.
 

I Love Cunt

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You guys are snobs! And Cranky Shut up. Nobody cares, you are a fucking rambling idiot in this thread, and no one is listening. Shut up already!
 

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Hey, I'm not a snob! I'd never hire a maid. I'd just put all my valuables behind locked doors and then invite spics and cupcakeers in, then tell 'em I broke into the place and I'm stealing the dirt. Then WATCH 'EM GO!
:sarek:
 

I Love Cunt

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You know, when I was a little girl and we lived in Japan, the valuables were not money, it was toilet paper. You knew you could trust a servant if they didn't steal your good american toilet paper.
 
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