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My ideal girlfriend

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I have decided to list the attributes of my ideal girlfriend (I'll be adding more in the weeks AND MONTHS to come) just on the off chance that she's reading TK and sees this thread.

Mousy brown/dirty blond hair...I don't know what I mean, really...something between blond and brunette.

5'4 - 5'10. NO SHORTER, NO TALLER.

French. Lived in France for the first ten years of her life moved to the UK. Speaks English well, but makes the odd slip-up.

Borderline Asperger's. Would qualify as Asperger's if she took the diagnosis test, but be right on the line. Would seem normal to the untrained eye but once you talked to her far a while you'd see she was "quirky" (but not in an obnoxious way.)

Likes LOST, BSG and NINTENDO.

Got into Star Trek through Voyager but later came to accept that DS9 is the superior show.

Doesn't have a myspace page.

MORE COMING
 
CaptainWacky said:
Borderline Asperger's. Would qualify as Asperger's if she took the diagnosis test, but be right on the line. Would seem normal to the untrained eye but once you talked to her far a while you'd see she was "quirky" (but not in an obnoxious way.)
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Best part "on the line" LOL
 
Why?

Btw, Wacky if I knew you in real life a couple years ago I could've introduced you to a chick with that diagnosis and at least two of those qualities, rest unknown. And she liked horses. :D
 
If I could turn back time, if I could find a way. lol (except the Voyager and FRENCH Asperger's thing)
 
I'd imagine you mean hair like Pegasus Six's hair. It's brown, but with sorta blonde streaks that look natural rather than dyed.
 
Pegasus Six was hot (before the gang-rapings)!

Horses are no bad thing, Starbys! Especially if she calls one of them "Shadowfax".

AGE: Early to mid-twenties...ideally a couple of years younger than me...22-24 at the moment would be perfect...certainly no older than 25 but no younger than 21.

Must like Russell Brand (or like him upon exposure.)

Must have toes.
 
So you can bite them off?
 
No. Unless they small nice.

Must smell nice. Like a girl.
 
I'm sure you ideal girlfriend would have nice smelling toes, and elbows.
 
If she doesn't, she need not apply.
 
ohhhh - fun game!

mine would be silly and more than a little strange. lots of freckles. wants to dance dirty with me. likes to hold hands. a little shy, or suitably good at faking innocence when it suits me. sensitive nipples. curious and ready for adventure. soft, full lips. loves cartoons and a joint after sex. can beat me at scrabble.
 
I almost broke up with my girlfriend when it became clear that she didn't know who Bret the Hitman Hart was.
 
Wow! So you disqualify, like, 99.5% of the female population right off the bat!

That still leaves 15,000,000 women, but most of them would be in the States, I'd say.
 
It's Bret Hart...all girls should at least have a passing familiarity with him if they want to date guys!
 
haha.. and most of the girls in the states who've heard of him would be of the hillbilly variety.
 
ALTERNATIVELY to all the listed criteria, she can just be Anna Paquin.
 
She's not French alas, she's Southern. But from Louisiana, close enough? :D But she's only about 19 or 20 now ;)

I'll keep my eyes open for ya!
 
I think I could stretch to 19 or 20 if I tried.
 
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