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My Inner Voice

Mirah

I love you
is abusing the hell out of me
 
hates my guts and tells me that I am no good
 
I need a fucking meeting
 
I hate needing anything (not really)
 
the situation will solve itself tomorrow
 
Nothing gets solved at 2 AM or 12 AM or 10:30 PM in the grocery store parking lot
 
Except how good Doritos taste then
 
I have been craving spaghetti O's and fake processed food lately.
 
My inner voice tells me how awesome I am and how I was destined to take my place in the pages of time.
 
I have an inner dick, but it doesn't say much.
 
if it's the size of the outer one, you need a hearing aid.
 
Louder, and enunciate slowly.
 
I guess that proves my point sufficiently.
 
It's a damn good thing I never do anything my 'inner voice' suggests I do.

That Old Man.
 
I agree that I'm pretty, but I'm not fucking you
 
You are pretty fucking dumb.

Nah, she's just a clueless foreigner.

Smarter than that dumb Polack Internet Troll though.
 
Nah, she's just a clueless foreigner.

Smarter than that dumb Polack Internet Troll though.

All you have to do to accomplish that is to be awake.
 
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