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My kids will one day RULE THE MINE FIELD WITH AN IRON FIST!

Seriously, my five year old handed me a paper today that said:

DUWMOID

And under it is a picture of a monkey smiling with sharp teeth and then an arrow pointing to a rocket car.

So I ask him what DUWMOID is for and he says, "it's supposed to say 'do you mind' but I didn't try to spell it right."
 
OMG THAT'S PRESSURE-OUS PLEASE SCAN AND POST PLS.
 
YOU FUCKING BETTER!!~!~~!~!~!~!~!~
 
My kids won't exist.
 
Hmm... sounds like you're a prime mage.
 
I'm odd like that. And I have an idea which I shall now start a thread it
 
Messenger said:
My kids won't exist.

Kids are awesome. family is prized, and precious.
 
I don't have any children...that I know of.
 
Messenger said:
My kids won't exist.

Easy to say. Two of my three kids came when I was using birth control.

Not that I would change anything, but I'm just pointing out that there's only so much control you can have in that department...
 
Not having sex gives you plenty of control!
 
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Stupid monkeys, always trying to steal your rocket cars.
 
Better than anything I've ever posted.
 
No.
 
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