my last shred of faith in humanity is gone.

[CaptainWacky]

KHAN KILLED THAT NICE BLACK CAPTAIN.

 

[Charlemagne]

Indirectly. The captain killed himself because of the Ceti eel that Khan put in his brain.

And Khan was more of an anti-hero than an actual villain.

 

[headvoid]

This arguement is really gathering pace.

The black guy was asking for it. (I can't remember him, was he nice?)

 

[Charlemagne]

For the most part.

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Khan literally sucked blood.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Khan once called Chuck Norris a peepants girlyman.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Poor old Captain Terrell had never even MET Admiral Kirk.

 

[whisky]

Admiral Kirk?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He was an Admiral for a while, until he got antsy.

 

[Donovan]

Well, when he finally got an opportunity to get his people off the rock, Khan wasn't about to say "Hey listen, you guys, I know we've had our differences in the past, what with your boy Kirk marooning us here and all, but if it's not too much trouble you think we could get a lift outta here?"

Fuck that, the guy was gonna do what was necessary for HIS people, and screw the Federation. Remember, they're the ones who chased him off one planet and left him to die on another.

And next to Khan, Chuck Norris IS a girlypants. Just don't tell him I said so.

 

[Donovan]

Khan literally sucked blood.

So do those Twilight twats, nobody holds it against them!

 

[Cassie]

Sucking blood is the least of the Twilight twats' crimes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How did Khan know about the old Klingon proverb.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Yeah but whose word do we have that any of that actually happened?

Science-fiction writers.

 

[Ilyanna]

Sucking blood is the least of the Twilight twats' crimes.

In fact, it would be their only redeeming quality if I were willing to make the effort and try finding anything remotely positive about them.

 

[Yub]

They like apples. Apples are OK.

 

[Donovan]

Science-fiction writers.

Books aren't canon, Beyotch!

 

[CaptainWacky]

In fact, it would be their only redeeming quality if I were willing to make the effort and try finding anything remotely positive about them.

YEAH, HIV POSITIVE.

 

[Ilyanna]

I'D CHOOSE THAT OVER HAVING THEM SPARKLE ANYTIME!!