My lot in life is to eat til Im one ton

[Dark Pickle]

Um u might wanna re-think it. I think the ladies may no likey u?

THE HUMAN TRAMPOLINE???

 

[Loktar]

*so scared, will start diet immediately*

 

[Kitty]

That pic is disgusting. I refuse to quote it.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I think that guy got married recently.

 

[Yub]

They made him a wife from the first half hour of liposuction?

 

[johnford]

Hey Lard butts need loving too...take it easy on the blob will ya!

 

[Yub]

That guy is way beyond lard butt. I could retire on the proceeds acquired if I turned that fat into soap and sold it.

 

[johnford]

barf

 

[SuN]

He should get himself some of these

Spoiler

 

[Kitty]

A massive cocaine habit would be a better idea.

 

[Yub]

But tapeworms are so much fun!

 

[Dark Pickle]

Or that thing where they staple your stomach...

 

[Loktar]

Or that thing where they staple your stomach...

Liposuction.

Or fat burners. They did wonders for helping Dustin Diamond cheat on Celebrity Boot Camp.