My mum and I are learning German!

[Mentalist]

Well, yeah, anyone who would elect a woman to lead their country ain't too smart!

You're not in much of a position to get into a leader battle present or past

 

[CaptainWacky]

AS AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Cherman ist und wundebar lankvich to learn vhen you vant to make a lot uff Chewish peoples very nerrvouss.

Warum sollen wir nerv"os sein, als J"udisch ist fast genau die selbe Sprache?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

AS AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE

Apfel Kuchen kommt aus Bayern.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is that Elvish?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Wha?

By the way, how are the Trail Blazers doing?

:roll:

And fuck you Wacky, she can not say whatever she wants, ya damn sheep fucker!

Ich denke dass ist es interessant, dass war den ehemalige TEE Hemd der Laker Girl, die Farben genau von WINDOWS UPDATE. Ihrer neuer Hemd hat die Farbe von Service Pack 2. Diskutieren!

 

[Mandi]

Wha?

By the way, how are the Trail Blazers doing?

:roll:

And fuck you Wacky, she can not say whatever she wants, ya damn sheep fucker!

Don't like the blazers either. They blow too.

 

[The Question]

Its a quote from a game...

Schnell! Lassen Sie laufen und bumsen Sie Ihre Misttasche!

 

[PreatorX]

Who are the Blazers? I don't follow football.

 

[Mandi]

It's Basketball......Portland, Oregons team. They suck without 'Sheed!

 

[Mandi]

Ich denke dass ist es interessant, dass war den ehemalige TEE Hemd der Laker Girl, die Farben genau von WINDOWS UPDATE. Ihrer neuer Hemd hat die Farbe von Service Pack 2. Diskutieren!

Ich wirklich interessiere nicht mich für die Farben, oder noch etwas über dieses flache kleine Weibchen!

 

[Mandi]

why do laker girl and mandi hate each other?

:slap:

Weil sie eine flache kleine Dirne ist, die kein Herz hat und anderes wie ihre Fußmatte behandelt!

 

[PreatorX]

Wha?

Haven't you been reading the thread? Barney the Big Purple Dinosaur helped the NSA, CIA, MI6, Dallas police, Freemasons, the Vatican, NASA (the pressure to get to the moon was too much,) and the Soviets assassinate John F. Kennedy. Though I understand the "berliner" and doughnut comment might have been too complex and take too much knowledge of history, language, and politics to understand at all.

 

[VKD]

Weil sie eine flache kleine Dirne ist, die kein Herz hat und anderes wie ihre Fußmatte behandelt!

translate please - does it mean you actually love her?

 

[Mandi]

no, it's far from meaning that. Find a translator and translate it yourself.

 

[VKD]

you're the translator....!

 

[Mandi]

http://www.worldlingo.com/en/products_services/worldlingo_translator.html here ya go

 

[VKD]

'Because it is a flat small Dirne, no heart treated and other one like their floor mat!'

WTF? :huh:

you make less sense in german than you do in American...

 

[Mandi]

it looses something in translation.

 

[Mandi]

and the word for flat is the same word used for shallow. Bascially I said she has no heart, she's shallow, and treats others like a doormat.