MY NANNY SHAKES ME TOO HARD!!!

[pixiefroufrou]

 

[The Question]

Unless you start vomiting martinis, your nanny can't possibly be shaking you too hard.

 

[Mirah]

Unless you start vomiting martinis, your nanny can't possibly be shaking you too hard.

HaHa! LMAO!

 

[Mirah]

P.S. My nanny spanks me too hard.

 

[johnford]

They let this baby out of daycare?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

My au pair no longer takes me inside him with the same enthusiasm that he used to.

 

[The Question]

^^Uh... okay, what the hell? Your 'au pear' is what, a minivan, or something?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's obvious you've never "taken someone inside you"...

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[Gonad]

"I'm not hankering after the vote, believe ME," said
Miss Cornelia scornfully.