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My neighbour's wheely bin is heavy

Cassie's way is easier.
OK, OK, I'm a lazy psychopath.
 
Well you burn your clothes and bleach everything that might have come in contact with any traces of blood.

That's normal procedure.

The most important thing to make sure of is that nobody sees you doing anything that can bite you in the ass later on. If someone sees you doing anything suspicious then you can be caught in a lie when it comes to your alibi. Getting rid of evidence is usually a good way of getting spotted doing something out of the ordinary from your usual routine, and people are quite perceptive and remember a lot when questioned by police.


You must exist naturally around your heinous crime.
 
Cassie got the bleach procedure down I see. Holla!
 
But then won't they go "gee, this guy's been using a lot of bleach. It's ALMOST as though he had something to hide!"
 
Tip Number 2:


Never under ANY circumstances post about how you dispose of dead bodies on a public messageboard.

That can really screw you over in court.
 
Oh, I'm sure this is all on a "how to murder people" wiki anyway.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
But then won't they go "gee, this guy's been using a lot of bleach. It's ALMOST as though he had something to hide!"
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That goes back to making sure you don't stray from your normal routine. That's the number one way of getting caught. You need a lot of bleach so you buy a lot of bleach. But in that process you have been seen by a number of people buying a lot of bleach.

There are ways to smooth out such problems and make it fit your normal non-murdering routine but you have to stay sharp.
 
ENTIRELY HYPOTHETICAL OF COURSE.
 
You can buy bleach all innocent like.. buy some laundry soap at the same time!

I used to shop for things that are legal to buy for legal reasons.. but not legal to buy for other purposes. I'M NOT GOING INTO ANY MORE DETAIL. I never had problems getting stuff though.
 
Yep. Buying a biro, a bottle of coke and some gauze from a 24/7 shop in Eastbourne at 4 in the morning so I can make a makeshift bong to smoke copious amounts of weed with crushed ecstacy tabs sprinkled all over after I've reached a limit of how many I can actualy pop in a two day period would be an example.
 
Cassie said:
You can buy bleach all innocent like.. buy some laundry soap at the same time!

I used to shop for things that are legal to buy for legal reasons.. but not legal to buy for other purposes. I'M NOT GOING INTO ANY MORE DETAIL. I never had problems getting stuff though.
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So you made meth?
 
Unknown Poster said:
Yep. Buying a biro, a bottle of coke and some gauze from a 24/7 shop in Eastbourne at 4 in the morning so I can make a makeshift bong to smoke copious amounts of weed with crushed ecstacy tabs sprinkled all over after I've reached a limit of how many I can actualy pop in a two day period would be an example.
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er, SO HE'S HEARD, MR. OFFICER STUCK READING BBS'!
 
Also if you need large quantities of something you don't buy all at the same store. HYPOTHETICALLY
 
Remember back in the 70s when dustbins were round, metal, and the dustman actually came to your front door, lefted it on his shoulder, carried it to the dustcart, tipped it into the dustcart, then carried it back to your front door, and if he saw you there, he'd say morning.

Now you have to drag your wheelie bin outside your gate, a surley looking overpaid dustman arrives, drags your bin on wheels to the back of the cart, then the carts on mechanisms lift it into the back and empty it, then the surley bloke just hurls the bin in the general direction of your house, not caring if its outisde your gate, your neightbours gate, or half way down the street, and thats if your bin has its lid shut, if theres so much rubbish in there the bin wont shut, they wont take it.

Theres a seperate collection for recycling, only they wont take it if its in a plastic bag.

And a dustman today is far more likely to tell you to fuck off than to say morning.
 
My council has a rather nifty dead body recycling bin. But you have to take all the clothes off and recycle them as well. It's a bit of a pain.
 
Bet they wont take them if they are in a plastic bag.
 
They will if you tip them at Christmas and place a dirty old teddy near them for them to attach it to the front of their lorry.
 
whisky said:
Remember back in the 70s when...
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Nope.

Still, it's useful having wheels so you can wheel it into the garden to put crap in, then wheel it out front etc.

Anyway, getting back to the disposal of dead bodies, I'd imagine I'd go to lots different supermarkets buying small quantities of bleach. I'd imagine.
 
If I had seen my neighbour dump his shit in my bin, I would have waited until 2-3am and posted the fucking lot through his letterbox.
 
everything was better int he seventies the bbc made a show about it where the cops used to shoot gypsies and homos and that's what everyone secretely wants to do and if you disagree you're a pansy or something lol
 
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